Quentin Smith

We were 9-39 in four years 2016. Darrell Hazel had put the program in disarray. No light in sight. Fast forward 6 years later: back to back 8 win seasons, our 4th bowl game in 6 seasons under Brohm, and a trip to Indy. What a damn good job he’s done rebuilding this program

Back to back errors to cost you the game isn’t ideal

Absolutely remarkable comeback given the incident in Dallas.

You can’t love college sports enough.

"Your generation is so poor because you spend money buying food and-"

It’s one thing to wear a Purdue shirt, but it’s another to wear a Purdue football schedule shirt when their record was 1-11 that year. That’s a true boiler. @HammerAndRails

Trade summary: Pittsburgh Zoo gets 33 year-old Little Joe the Silverback Franklin Park Zoo gets 7 year-old Frankie the western lowland gorilla Boston looks to rebuild with a young core

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time.... In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day. Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys. My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on. We didn't win. 19 consecutive losing seasons. 2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive. After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over. "My mom wants to talk to you." We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons. She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up. Roberto Jr. translated. "My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy." She was staring right at me. Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth: "I promise you, Vera. That won't happen." Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it." I said, "I hope I can keep it too." I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it. The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20. On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field. And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life. The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug. Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them. @Pirates

"I pick Ken Griffey Jr." "Aw, geez. Okay, I'll take Millhouse." "Mr. Boggs, will you be on my team?"

very cool name, i am going to Cincinnati Zoo next month. excited to see Harambe the Gorilla then

Game 4 crowd. 65% Knicks 34% Sixers 1% T.J. Houshmandzadeh

Some of us are Purdue fans, Tree 🙃

Have you had a 10 game winning streak this season?

It’s that time of year again. Happy Fuck Nazis day. Scoreboard, get shit on losers.

The last time the Cubs won 15 straight at Wrigley Field, The Ivy and scoreboard we know and love was not installed yet.

This is literally the funniest moment in the history of American foreign policy.

Update: Biden gas (9/11/24) vs Trump gas (5/5/26)

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

i just paid $43 to fill up my honda civic i just screamed trump name like mr. crocker