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Being gay and almost 40 is just realizing that the only people who show persistent curiosity about your life inevitably turn out to be third world immigrant sex workers, no matter how much they look like real nurses or flight attendants
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People are way more addictive than any drug
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Why do tennis players wear such short shorts
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Gay sex is self harm
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Omg the word is "pains-takingly"
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Matthew Mark lewk and John
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Finally got the grant approval for my study of the guys on Grindr who say they can't see taps
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Terribly hard to go hungry in LA. Theres food everywhere. Good food. Peaty food. Shitass goylent green from the korean tax shelter. Beds. Those are scarce. And underwear. Gotta go to ross for that.
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Muting gay guys for kissing on my ig I don't care that we're friends
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I have abandoned my designs on the fire spinning community and am pivoting to Christian electronica
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Running hella errands
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All the baddies have hiv
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Zoomers might not be drinking now but they will catch up with us when they too start to push 40, single and childless
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Nun but fuggos at the Costco today
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@qibump_ fuqizutombout nigga
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The gravest error gay guys make isn't in romantic targeting, it's in platonic. You aren't supposed to fuck your bros and you can tell that from the poisoned nature of gay friendships and relationships vary only by degree of sexual attraction
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Everyone is unbelievably retarded
Ben Dempsey@BenDempsey18

@RpsAgainstTrump BREAKING: The government now fills out the mandatory paperwork instead of requiring men 18-25 to do so like they have for over 30 years.

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It's basically Africa out here you guys
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This can be seen at every level, in work and in love, losers exploiting losers, liars creating new liars, the illusion of momentum convincing them their lies are invisible, then wondering why the locals don't trust them
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Hawaiis conditions select for charlatans operators and parasites because no matter how good ones intentions, most new arrivals quickly realize that the cost of living is prohibitive without a strong support network, which they lack
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