JAMES KIMANI

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Kalahari Desert University of Science Technology (K-DUST) Eying Executive Students!! Yesterday, Trans Nzoia Senator Allan Chesang, who's a very good friend of mine, officially hung his bachelor boots and engaged his long-time sweetheart, Channelle Kittony, daughter of billionaire businessman Kiprono Kittony and the current CECM for Roads in Trans Nzoia. The invite-only engagement was so lowkey, even neighbors Mutinas didn't know that there was minofu next door. As usual, the real rich keep it simple, smooth, and classy. No hired dancers throwing fake dollars in the air, no MCs shouting like they're announcing the second coming of Jesus,,, just soft music, shiny shoes, Mursik, Muratina and champagne that’s older than Ruto's manifestos. But let’s talk about the other side, the self-proclaimed millionaires from the Jigger Belt. These are the chaps who grew up chasing locusts and eating githeri from a rusted sufuria but now rent Rolex watches for the Umati. They hire 15 helicopters just to announce a ruracio, wearing matching curtains, and come dancing Zobu Zobu with gold coated walking sticks. You know them. The ones who yell “Jowi Jowi!” louder than Luo mourners at a state funeral, all in the name of impressing guests who only came for the free meat and whisky. In Kenya, the rich want to look poor, while the poor wants to look Rich. Have y'all noticed the algorithm? Politicians marry fellow politicians. Billionaires marry from the Billionaire Industrial Area. Quiver girls marry Quiver boys. Amicah finds Amicah. Nyali marries Nyali, Karen sticks to Runda, Mishomoroni couples with Kisauni, and Kawangware is still ghosting Kangemi. But somewhere out there is a delulu slay queen from the sacred tribe of walala hoi,, armed with a tattooed thigh, a refurbished iPhone 12, a shisha addiction, and a dream bigger than her landlord’s patience,,, confidently manifesting marriage into a billionaire’s dynasty. SHIRO, wake up! That dream needs data bundles, not just vibes and body glitter. Anyway, it seems my able Senator holds a PhD in Horizontal Engineering. He must have been supplying three phase 433Kv power to the Kittony pikiin, the grin and glowing cheeks tells it all. May Yehova Wanyonyi give our brother a high voltage electricity supply like that one of a new Yamaha 50kv silent diesel generator as he enters into this thing called Mareej. May the weather favour them and Kalahari Desert University of Science and Technology (K-Dust) where dust reigns supreme be a thing of the last in their union. Let the dust settle, literally and metaphorically. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu tukisema pongesssi.

@acynthiaodhiam1 @WAAWKenya @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @MuchelleRom @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @nupsauonbi @AYARA_TF The country is moving towards a circular economy where every waste stream shall be subject to recycling. Anytime we are going to have a color code for bins gazetted. NEMA and county governments have agreed on the color codes for various categories of waste

@WAAWKenya @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @MuchelleRom @qim_j @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @nupsauonbi @AYARA_TF Very comprehensive presentation from @qim_j Managing waste as a measure of combating AMR and ensuring environmental health. Thank you👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #WAAW2024 #YouthInAction #HandleWithCare

✅ Everyone has a role to play! Join us this Furahiday🥳 as we dive into interesting conversation on #AMR 🗓 Friday, Nov 15, 2024 🕒 08:00-09:30 pm EAT GMT+3 💬 Youths in Action: Educate, Advocate, Act Now 🔗 Turn on 🛎️x.com/i/spaces/1gqxv… #WAAW2024 #YouthInAction

#WAAW2024 Great conversations we have had here. I appreciate the youth leaders for making this happen. One of the issues we have to address is enforcement of regulations to ensure compliance across all sectors x.com/i/spaces/1gqxv…

👏🏽 It has been a wonderful evening, great discussion on #YouthsInAction: Educate. Advocate. Act Now! 🎙️Excellent speakers: 1. @MuchelleRom 2. @maestroemytch 3. @qim_j 4. @EmyMugoh56620 👏🏽@Emmanue35968340 #WAAW2024 x.com/i/spaces/1gqxv…

@MuchelleRom @nupsauonbi @WAAWKenya @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @AYARA_TF Thank you @MuchelleRom For pointing out this. NEMA in conjunction with county governments shall gazette color codes anytime because we have all agreed on waste categorization

@nupsauonbi @WAAWKenya @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @qim_j @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @AYARA_TF 1.The recommended method of disposing waste is to ensure segregation of different types of waste into different waste bins so that each type of waste can be handled appropriately. These bins should be colour coded for ease of identification. In Kenya segregation of waste, though

Join the conversation. #WAAW2024

@WAAWKenya @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @MuchelleRom @qim_j @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @nupsauonbi @AYARA_TF If you have any questions for the speakers, feel free to post them. #WAAW2024 #YouthInAction #HandleWithCare

@WAAWKenya @nupsauonbi @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @MuchelleRom @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @AYARA_TF See you in a few

@nupsauonbi @MOH_Kenya @MOH_DHP @kilimoKE @MiBeMa_2022 @MuchelleRom @qim_j @EmyMugoh56620 @AfricaCDC @AYARA_TF Glad to have @nupsauonbi see you in 1 hr 30 minutes😊 #WAAW2024 #YouthsInAction #EducateAdvocateActNow

This is an interesting opportunity for young people to join in the conversation of combating AMR #WAAW2024

A coalition of concerned Kenyans, farmers, consumers, and activists has united under the banner of Kilimo Cha Haki to resist a series of agricultural bills currently under debate in Kenya's 13th Parliament. The nine proposed bills are seen as a direct threat to the country's food security and sovereignty, with the movement warning that they could have devastating consequences for Kenya’s agricultural sector, which contributes over 80% to the nation’s GDP. During a press briefing, Kilimo Cha Haki Convener Mary Kathomi Riungu underscored the coalition’s mission to protect food sovereignty and security. She expressed concerns about the impact of these legislative proposals and outlined the specific bills being challenged. 1. Agriculture and Food Authority Bill 2. Livestock Bill 2024 – tabled by Hon. Kimani Ichung’wah 3. Mung Bean Bill 2022 – co-sponsored by Hon. Enoch Kiio Wambua and Hon. Paul Nzengu 4. Agriculture Professional Registration and Licensing Bill 2024 – tabled by Hon. Kanyuithia Mutunga 5. Nuts and Oil Crops Development Bill 2023 – tabled by Senator Hamida Kibwana 6. Horticultural Crop Authority Bill 2024 – tabled by Hon. Sabina Chege 7. Land Amendment Bill (withdrawn) – tabled by Hon. Kimani Ichung’wah 8. Rice Bill 2024 – tabled by James Kamau Murango Water Amendment Bill 2023 Mary Kathomi Riungu also pointed out that Kenya already has 15 state agencies under the Ministry of Agriculture responsible for overseeing and regulating various aspects of the agricultural sector. These agencies, such as the Agriculture and Food Authority (AFA), Kenya Seed Company (KSC), Kenya Plant Health Inspectorate Services (KEPHIS), and Kenya Fisheries Services (KFS), along with County Governments, play crucial roles in regulating the sector. Riungu noted that the new bills unnecessarily duplicate these functions and introduce regulations that would criminalize ordinary farming practices, disproportionately affecting small-scale farmers. "The coalition argues that these bills are not only unnecessary but also unconstitutional. They criminalize certain aspects of agriculture and introduce regulations that unfairly burden small-scale farmers and livestock keepers," Riungu stated. Many smallholder farmers, Riungu explained, grow crops and raise livestock primarily to feed their families, selling any surplus in local markets. The proposed bills, if passed, would introduce punitive measures for farming practices that have been passed down through generations. The coalition stresses that agriculture plays a critical role in Kenya’s economy. Instead of imposing over-regulation, Kilimo Cha Haki argues that the government should promote self-regulation through cooperative societies, SACCOs, and local farmer organizations. This approach, working in tandem with state agencies, would empower farmers and ensure the sector’s continued vibrancy and sustainability. Another major concern for Kilimo Cha Haki is the growing influence of multinational corporations in Kenya’s agricultural sector, particularly since the ban on GMOs was lifted. The coalition fears that these bills are part of a broader agenda to hand over control of Kenya’s food sovereignty to corporate interests, undermining local farmers and jeopardizing the country’s food security. Kilimo Cha Haki is now rallying Kenyans of goodwill, lawyers, and other stakeholders to take legal action to challenge the constitutionality of these bills. The group is determined to ensure that Kenya’s farmers and agricultural sector are protected from harmful legislation that could compromise their livelihoods and the nation’s food independence. "Our farmers feed their families and contribute to the economy," the movement emphasized. "We cannot allow Parliament to legislate against the very essence of farming in Kenya. These bills are punitive, unconstitutional, and a threat to our future," Riungu added. Kilimo Cha Haki calls on all Kenyans to stand in solidarity against these bills and defend the country’s food sovereignty for future generations.

Chronic Kidney Failure patients who were depending on NHIF to pay for dialysis will have to pay cash as SHIF won’t cover them - reveals Dj Krowbar asks the government to intervene and help thousands who were depending on it.

Onions do more than just add flavor to your food—they're packed with health benefits! Let’s dive into why onions are so good for you and who should be careful when eating them A thread 👇🏾

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you’re burned? Place ice or ice water on it right? That’s wrong, and can lead to complications. How are burns managed? Open thread 👇🏼

Damn! This Must be the most Honest piece of talk from a man of cloth !

Today, the @ReActAfrica_RAN team is engaging with the @healthnyeri Nyeri County Antimicrobial Stewardship Interagency Committee (CASIC) to strategize antimicrobial stewardship activities as a key component of the current #AMR support interventions in the region.

One day I’m gonna tell you all the shady stuff that happens in hospitals, how they hide them from you and what information you need to ALWAYS ask for to protect yourself. And especially private hospitals.