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@Happyfirst78 @JohnSmithRoman @Discord_Lies

@JohnSmithRoman @qs1v_ @Discord_Lies Are you crying that the ceasefire happened between Iran and the USA?

"Alright, Supreme Leader, we've finally gotten our ceasefire. What should we do now? Rearm? Move our assets? Hide our generals?" "Bomb every gulf state" "But... sir" "Do it now"

me after ghosting everybody

@JohnSmithRoman @Discord_Lies aw shit here we go again

@qs1v_ @Discord_Lies Fake John

@ofernweh0 @unicouniuni3 Chicken boy!

@unicouniuni3 @qs1v_

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes! Uni is very happy after eating lots of whole chicken 🍗 We hope he stays happy, healthy, and the strongest

It’s Uni’s 6th birthday today! 🎉 Say “happy birthday Uni!”

@unicouniuni3 Happy birthday Uni, The Strongest! I wish you many chickens!

Sex gifs

@deanjnorris Sex gifs

@Discord_Lies Might be one of the most retarded messages I've seen on that app

Fun fact! Shooting a federal agent is a crime, even if you think it's justified (it's not)

@chesscom chess

everyone who replies "chess" will be in our new twitter header next week

Rule number one of a gun carrier: never point it at yourself, no matter how professional you are

Venezuela is preparing for a ground invasion by the US. The villagers are ready to remind the Americans of Vietnam. The best Trump can do is to send missiles from far. A ground invasion would be suicidal.

@Wisdom_HQ My balls itch...

@UnsubscribeCast Adolf Hitler please

Ok folks it’s that time again! We are prepping our guest list for early 2026 - who do you wanna see??

Apparently, I joined twitter a whole year ago, cool I guess lol

@Discord_Lies Make Asylums Great Again

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