greenteapuppy⚢🍵

@dykepiv omfg ur so hot,,

reminder that this is the kind of life im about. im a dyke, a cruiser, and i love to fuck and spend time with beautiful women even if its just 15 minutes in a bathroom stall

id suck her strap so hard she could feel it n i can promise u that

yearning to cock warm while you play the game & i slowly grind on you :3

sometimes i jst lay around n moan n whine n hav my dirty lesbian fantasies jst to tease myself n feel smth

god its so fun to get so drunk i cant see or stand straight n for a girl to shove her tongue in my mouth n tease me until im a shakin whimperin mess

my tits are like crazy fuckin sensitive rn btw like if u touched them even a little id definitely whimper n shudder,,

idk i jst wna hav a rlly intense clingy makeout session w another girl n make her giggle when she undresses me from seein my silly underwear n feel so loved n safe n then she rips them off n uses me like her personal toy,, um, creeper, aww man !

im overthinkin my minecraft boxers post caption but i like the pics alot n wnt the girlies to think im pretty n silly

gonna have less than $10 for the next two weeks and really would like to eat if anyone wants to help a pretty girl out

im easy jst rlly autistic ill do like wtvr pretty girls ask me to i jst dont get signals ᴗ,..,ᴗ

i wna get high as fuck n fall asleep w a girl touchin me all over n bitin my neck n leavin marks i get to see when i wake up in the mornin ˶> 〰 <˶

may this wendys giv me big tits n a fat ass in the name of my small tits n flat ass i suppose

@irisr0v my dms r open btw ᴖ,..,ᴖ

@quagbi i can give u my good tweet juice...

i used up all my good tweet juice yesterday ig i got nothin rn

need a girl to big spoon me and softly give me hickies on my neck while i cling to my plushies

i hope i dream of cuddlin w a beautiful lesbian n nuzzlin my face into her neck n hearin her heartbeat n feelin her chest rise up n down n god im so needy n touchstarved

puppys sleep schedule is so abysmal

okay so i understand y ppl hav multiple twitter accts now, still dont kno if i care enough to do that but i get it immediately

@sky_cassi @LesbianBiting its a good chunk ! its like 120 cals a tbsp so u can get a lot out of a little :3

@quagbi @LesbianBiting i guess the vegetable oil does the trick?

FAT FETISH TWITTER ENTHUSIASTS OR OTHERWISE HOW DO I GAIN A FUCK TON OF WEIGHT QUICKLY FOR CHEAP

it would be so hot if a woman