im baaaaack🎶

the Buick Era: transmogrified

Perry Como could get it

pullin up to the function windows down blasting straight thug shit (i was blasting Chubby Checker)

i don't have resting bitch face i'm just a bitch

rip SFA forestry building that back porch with the big chairs was a prime smoking location

@tectonicplate50 what i do:

may you all have a very merry big back christmas

white elephant is the new guitar at parties

yeah sex is great but have you tried a triple patty melt with bacon?

@tectonicplate50 oh, and the piece of paper I went $30,000 into debt for.

@tectonicplate50 i mean I think they mean well but the only reason I can support myself as a musician is because of skills I learned on the job

me: i want to get a master's in conducting music schools: ok, band, choir, or orchestra? me: um, all of the above? I literally do all three at my current job. music schools: nope. :) you HAVE to pick one sweetie. the concept of the well-rounded musician is dead.❤️

why the fuck is everyone moving to Kentucky

i love a "this is us" type person like yes babe we are Gustav Holst and Ralph Vaughan Williams (you're Holst)

pov: you're the organist of the Neuekirche in Arnstadt ca. 1703 and you just called your Fagotto player a "weenie bassoonist"

band directors day 1 of October:

@tectonicplate50 i am at the age where an intimate gathering between a few is far preferable to a large party of many

why does every app need access to my contacts? i am about to not have a cell phone anymore.

the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald isn't even that long. y'all just don't have the attention span to sit through strophic form anymore

i got that hog in me