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My friend Plankton came by today. He has a new venture: making WWJDD (What Would John Deere Do?) bracelets. I was his first customer.

Back from hiatus! I was feeling irrelevant. But that's the thing with dictator scholarship: sooner or later, you'll again be relevant.

A pilgrimage to Peoria, and the Caterpillar tour? If so I will warn them of the Peterbilt industrial spy I happened to meet at a PetSmart.

Dictator of the week: Cypselus of Corinth, who, as a newborn, smiled at his would-be assassins, distracting them from their bloody task.

Sen. Inhofe, the ten cases of Goya Kidney Beans had no political subtext. I had them in my pantry and thought they'd sweeten the deal!

Leaning toward the HM Enchord but lusting after the Sense and Nelson Swag. The cube is no bank!

Visiting with my friend Plankton. He spent an incomparable month involving a bucket, a tire, and a steam cleaner in Bonesteel, SD.

Ah, Sen. Inhofe, you are as patient as a crocodile! Let the negotiations commence!

For dinner, I plan to cook Portuguese chicken, a Portuguese dish, and Gateau Basque, a Spanish dish. Have these countries ever had "issues"?

Last night I dreamed a foe was given twelve weapons of many shapes and sizes. Do not worry-you were there, no one got hurt, I have no foes!

For Knoll I will just use "knoll."

Collaborators contact me! My home office is for just such projects. Precise HM design will inspire a succinct story on this plow pioneer!

"John gained guidance from the stern, yet skilled Captain Lawrence." John apprenticed in blacksmithing with Captain Benjamin Lawrence, VT.

The life of John Deere is ripe for biopic, especially a focused film sprung from these lines in the short biography on the corporate site:

Sen. Inhofe, please contact me. Your HM ottoman is scrumptious. I see it already in the southern light, cut by the evergreens outside.

To the curious, my invention will replace the horse, similar to how the car replaced the horse. That’s all I’m comfortable revealing-sorry!

Obviously I didn't immediately grasp the implications of my previous tweet. And that from a once-aspiring dictator scholar!

Lately I've only identified with other iPhone users. Should we, as a society, come up with a way to identify, or "tag," non-iPhone users?

The shirt-jacket I bought yesterday reminds me of the lawyer I used for my patent application. He is something of a Jewish cowboy.

From now on, anytime I say "HM," that is shorthand for "Herman Miller." They are in Michigan and make furniture for my office.