Melo Qucip

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Melo Qucip

Melo Qucip

@qucip

I always meant to be a dictator scholar, but owning a cat is time-consuming! So I am in the cube, but not without my interests.

Chicago Katılım Ekim 2009
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Melo Qucip
Melo Qucip@qucip·
My friend Plankton came by today. He has a new venture: making WWJDD (What Would John Deere Do?) bracelets. I was his first customer.
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Back from hiatus! I was feeling irrelevant. But that's the thing with dictator scholarship: sooner or later, you'll again be relevant.
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A pilgrimage to Peoria, and the Caterpillar tour? If so I will warn them of the Peterbilt industrial spy I happened to meet at a PetSmart.
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Dictator of the week: Cypselus of Corinth, who, as a newborn, smiled at his would-be assassins, distracting them from their bloody task.
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Sen. Inhofe, the ten cases of Goya Kidney Beans had no political subtext. I had them in my pantry and thought they'd sweeten the deal!
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Melo Qucip
Melo Qucip@qucip·
Leaning toward the HM Enchord but lusting after the Sense and Nelson Swag. The cube is no bank!
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Visiting with my friend Plankton. He spent an incomparable month involving a bucket, a tire, and a steam cleaner in Bonesteel, SD.
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Melo Qucip@qucip·
Ah, Sen. Inhofe, you are as patient as a crocodile! Let the negotiations commence!
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For dinner, I plan to cook Portuguese chicken, a Portuguese dish, and Gateau Basque, a Spanish dish. Have these countries ever had "issues"?
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Melo Qucip@qucip·
Last night I dreamed a foe was given twelve weapons of many shapes and sizes. Do not worry-you were there, no one got hurt, I have no foes!
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Melo Qucip
Melo Qucip@qucip·
For Knoll I will just use "knoll."
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Collaborators contact me! My home office is for just such projects. Precise HM design will inspire a succinct story on this plow pioneer!
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Melo Qucip@qucip·
"John gained guidance from the stern, yet skilled Captain Lawrence." John apprenticed in blacksmithing with Captain Benjamin Lawrence, VT.
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The life of John Deere is ripe for biopic, especially a focused film sprung from these lines in the short biography on the corporate site:
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Melo Qucip
Melo Qucip@qucip·
Sen. Inhofe, please contact me. Your HM ottoman is scrumptious. I see it already in the southern light, cut by the evergreens outside.
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Melo Qucip
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To the curious, my invention will replace the horse, similar to how the car replaced the horse. That’s all I’m comfortable revealing-sorry!
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Obviously I didn't immediately grasp the implications of my previous tweet. And that from a once-aspiring dictator scholar!
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Lately I've only identified with other iPhone users. Should we, as a society, come up with a way to identify, or "tag," non-iPhone users?
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Melo Qucip@qucip·
The shirt-jacket I bought yesterday reminds me of the lawyer I used for my patent application. He is something of a Jewish cowboy.
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From now on, anytime I say "HM," that is shorthand for "Herman Miller." They are in Michigan and make furniture for my office.
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