captain brian

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captain brian

@quebecween

the manifestation of evil. famed writer. empathetic narcissist. 3 time pulitzer nominee. clean hippie. leader of the woke mob. geographer. italian-american.

🇺🇸 south florida NOT quebec Katılım Mart 2022

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captain brian@quebecween·1 Eki

meet the man who says seinfeld gave him a fresh perspective on life

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captain brian@quebecween·23m

9/10/21 is tomorrow. Be ready.

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captain brian@quebecween·1d

Fuck you

Pop Base@PopBase

Sen. Mitch McConell confirms he’s alive in new statement.

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captain brian@quebecween·2d

senator lindsey graham checked in person if mitch mcconnell is okay

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mitch mcconnell next please please please please

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captain brian@quebecween·3d

MITCH MCCONNELL DEAD AT 84

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𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 🇨🇩@Renegade1k·4d

Funniest nigga ever man

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gorgeous randy flamethrower@santosvenganza

they really caught that nigga vito in the gay club in full biker gear bro lmfaooo nigga had the hat on and everything

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What if Pet Sounds was green? Not interesting.

Randy@JorgeRegula994

What if Pet Sounds was blue? Somewhat interesting.

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captain brian@quebecween·3 Tem

what’s going on in west palm beach florida??

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oh my god why is it actually real

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@eyo295_ it’s going amazing that’s why i’m not on here

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EYo@eyo295_·3 Tem

@quebecween hi oomf how’s life

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oh my god why is it actually real

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captain brian@quebecween·7 Nis

can someone please buy me geoguessr pro

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꒰ ₊ ⊹ ꒱@Reiyabns

They did this last year, are Gumball and Finn canonly black or what 😭

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@ccinnybbun @Nichola08468613 haiiii

cinny ($pawjob)@ccinnybbun·17 Haz

@quebecween @Nichola08468613 she stopped :( also hi captain brian ily you're still my favorite music tweeter

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cinny ($pawjob)@ccinnybbun·16 Haz

my friend bought me this 5-MeO-DMT cart like 2 and a half years ago and I'm still too afraid to properly hit it so it just sits there menacingly in my drawer