Madison

I offered a man a nude today and he said no thanks

@OminousHallways I need to ask you a question, would you follow me back so I can DM?

having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree

I am not saying that you have to listen to a 12 hour Spotify playlist before I will go out with you but it would sure help

I still wish you would reach out to me. Every single day.

I am so lonely.

Instead of a mattress, you should buy this picture of my feet I just took under my desk at work. You know, to celebrate President's Day.

What if who you are at the bottom of the bottle is the real you?

I will show you my freshly pedicured feet for $5

I haven't talked to you all year and it's killing me

Imagine if you banged Santa for the gifts and he was worse than your boyfriend at giving them

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On this Cyber Monday, I'm encouraging y'all to stop being such capitalists and consider some of the following instead of the typical inside the box shopping 🧵

@nova_Corpse @ChiquitaLoMita That account is blocked and can't even see my media, this is ridiculous

@ChiquitaLoMita @queeftiger are you kidding me, she's gorgeous

I have a challenge for you, first one to make me cum wins. A few of you have tried and failed. Do me (proud)

@nova_Corpse @ChiquitaLoMita She's confused about who I am, she thinks she knows but she's wrong. She is calling me fat and ugly.

@ChiquitaLoMita @queeftiger okay I don't know what you're on about but this feels like a you problem

@nova_Corpse No

@queeftiger have people taken you up on this

@nova_Corpse Thank you

@queeftiger belated happy birthday

Last year's birthday was amazing. This one wasn't.

Even if I were just a piece of ass, I would be worthy of so much more than you offer