crashed potato

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crashed potato

@queengfyphd

human shaped pile of anxiety, here to spread laughter & joy while we all watch humanity crumble 🥰 she/her #foreverNE

long island 🏆 Katılım Aralık 2021

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·3 Nis

I spent yesterday morning reading up on USCIS documentation for the I9 so I could help my employee get her husband (who just moved here from Jamaica in early March! ❤️) a job and I succeeded. It felt like a slap in every anti-immigrants face and it felt fucking GOOOOOOOD🤪

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@to48864 @Rightanglenews Here’s the attention you’re desperate for, broke bitch 💝 hope you use your pennies well!

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PunishedTOM@to48864·7h

@Rightanglenews Adios muchachos Good work, Karen. More patriotic than every dickless whiny bitch in this comment section.

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Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·12h

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·14h

lol for context

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·14h

I have a series of AI photos in my camera roll of Victoria Beckham dancing at Brooklyn’s wedding and every time I go past them I die laughing

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·15h

I looooooooove the video Aimee Lou Wood did for HBO Max UK/Ireland. I love her

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

I don’t like Hagrid, his voice doesn’t have that jolly tone and it upset me

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

Hate that I know what this is like

Big Brother Tea@TheBigBroTea

Jessi says she would clam up when Jordan would try to have s*x with her, and then cry or have panic attacks after. #slomw

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

Awww how’s he gonna fly to Cancun and abandon his constituents without a salary

Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

Ok Dakota we get it you want Taylor cancelled

RealitySteve@RealitySteve

Taylor Frankie Paul now being investigated for a 3rd Domestic Violence Incident that allegedly took place in 2024. usmagazine.com/celebrity-news…

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

Lmao that sounds so fun

Wrestle Features@WrestleFeatures

WWE is selling CHAMPION+ front show seat ticket packages for Clash In Italy. The ticket package includes a private pasta making session with a WWE star. The package costs $11,500.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

@trunoest @0xRacist You should be institutionalized if you think this is real

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trunoest@trunoest·2d

@0xRacist ts troll or real 😭 sign me up twin

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Tony@0xRacist·2d

I always have my vpn set to israel when I book flights and hotels Lufthansa just gave me a free business class upgrade because they're sorry about the holocaust

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

@PIX11News just aired “quadriplegic.” Good going y’all

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·1d

Kinda wild how many people seem to think that quadruple amputee and quadriplegic are interchangeable terms. Why is everyone dumb

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

I’m gonna fucking throw up

R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

The Culling is massively aura-less without Izzi. Where is Izzi. Disappointed. #wwenxt

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

Lmaoooo Shiloh Hill has me blocked on Twitter and I’ve never interacted with him 😭🤣 #wwenxt

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

I’m sorry I love the whole thing Johnny Gargano has going on it’s hilarious 😭 #wwenxt

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

I wonder if people are choosing not to fly because they’re afraid of the violent thugs working in the airport

Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: CNN was just FORCED to report that ICE agents helped TSA lower Atlanta airport wait times down below an hour "You can see ICE agents behind me RIGHT THERE!" "And some more over here!" "They've been doing patrols." This frees up TSA for screening. LFG! 🔥🔥

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rissa | ready or not 2 era@loomiscarpenter·3d

abigail is gaining more popularity due to ready or not 2. i prayed for times like this. i need everyone to watch that movie.

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

@Dog813582666049 @WrestleFeatures oh honey

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Dog@Dog813582666049·2d

@WrestleFeatures Who the fuck are Charlexa?

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Wrestle Features@WrestleFeatures·2d

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Sources indicate to Bodyslam that the WrestleMania match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship will be The Irresistible Forces vs Charlexa vs The Bella Twins vs Bayley and Lyra Valkyria. (Bodyslam+)

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crashed potato@queengfyphd·2d

My landlady gets so mad by my existence and I’m only here like 4-5 days a week. She’s got the best tenant in the world and yet she obnoxiously slams doors and flushes the toilet when I shower, and watches the tv at unholy volumes

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