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All my skills are transferable.

So today I say, Alexa, play Key Glock, why this girl say okay playing kidz bop 52. Yall she stay trolling me- I’m about to unplug her😂

I’ve been lied to enough! Stop telling me it’s lo mein, when it’s really spaghetti noodles.

Content to get behind.

Sabbatical girlies! @jpmorgan has a reentry program for professionals that have taken 2 years off from the workforce. The timeline ended but still good to keep on radar.

So how’s being a teacher?:

@Corona_MX has the ad game on lock, ad soon as I see waves crashing across my screen and mention to work I want to get away from, I know I need a lime slice.

Google me baby to an Oscar. Period.

Grapefruits used to be tart. What happened to the world

FUCKING INCREDIBLE BENITO💙❤️

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property.

On this 100th Anniversary of Black History Month This is the annual public service announcement

@KillaKreww I agree

Charlamagne RUINED the moment when pastor MIke Todd congratulated his co-host on turning 33, which he called the “Jesus year” 😭💀 “Jesus died at 33…” 🤣

@markbland @joe_yer99 Nah they're having meth meltdowns in small towns

@joe_yer99 Did you know that the USA is big, and what happens near Washington, DC, and Trump-related events in big cities is nothing like life in small towns? Small towns know about it, but the fold isn't happening on Main Street, that's a NY/LA issue. See how little you know

Greenland trolling the US.

@lifewithsuyi How can I have a .7

Doing my part to ensure extinction

@victoria_jkelly @whotfisjovana How so

@whotfisjovana Hey, ex-yoga teacher here… unfortunately this is how yoga ruins our bodies. (Simply put)

Howard need to start saying this at freshman orientation

(I didn't know Fetty Wap was in jail)

I asked someone if they had any resolutions for the new year, and they said "nah, I'm not one of those people-- I like to think about what's been working". I absolutely loved that

Dear team group chat, if we're off work- I don't want to hear about your holiday until we're back --at work.