Sidus

"what's the difference between interns and grad students?" "I think grad students are unionized"

"well yeah, he's Talwus, he owns the brain cell 90% of the time"

"oh! hello! friend! this time I am excited over a caterpillar "

"did you really think that I would get *that* excited over a plant?""no, I thought you would get that excited over a caterpillar"

"so what's your allergy?" "my own pancreas"

"Where'd you get that bracelet, it's very pretty!""uh, it's a medical alert bracelet"

"I was sitting in my room earlier with my buttons down to gay slut level"

"you notice, we continue to leave off qualifiers such as 'psychologically healthy'"

"the fungi have outlawed twincest"

"so I have good news and bad news about the Greater Seattle Polycule"

"It's like baking, but all your skin might fall off."

"girls don't want diamonds girls want death laser components"

"we're not aggressive, we're just right"

"because people are discrete you can reach zero in finite time"

"four is the same order of magnitude as one, they're both countable" "you just round down to infinity"

"if this is what's being compared to global warming then yeah I'm on Team Venus"

"Now I have to bc careful where I start. eh, somewhere in the middle."

"two of your cats are amazing two of them are DEMONS and I'm sure you know which ones" "it was Talvus and Helena wasn't it" "IT SURE WAS"

"at this point, I am really just drinking flavored half and half"

"just drift with God to fix your mental illness" "nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong there"

"forgot how to count for a moment there" "rip, what a mathematician mood"