veeny “my leg” beany

there are two wolves inside of me. one is a cat and the other is a gay man

bee is stored in the balls

i’m a road cyclist now! honestly i’m so proud of myself

non-binary except for when i’m a woman in STEM

got a full time job at a laboratory? this degree really was useless

how are you supposed to watch big brother without getting a migraine? like the hosts have a microphone why are they screaming? why are the contestants screaming? shut up

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!!

bruh it’s a part time job selling washing machines and i’ve literally got a degree get out of my face

nothing describes my adhd quite like how the phrase “just like riding a bike” is supposed to suggest something is easy but i’m learning to ride a bike again for the third time at the age of 23

autism will have you saying “pete have you thought about my bhunas” out loud in an empty house several times a day

morrissey does NOT know how joan of arc felt shut the fuck up

v’s daily childhood trauma realisation: the pressure to conform stopped working on me by the time i hit puberty because i TRIED conforming as a child and was still judged as a quirky weirdo so why not just go with it

@bumblingfool912 ok so it’s not just me losing the plot about this shit today

we've had 60 years of unchecked capitalism, when the fuck does it get better hahahaa

school might have “prepared me for work” but it didn’t prepare me for the endless void that is unemployment

@mfscran one for caffeine, one for fun, one to stay hydrated

beveragemaxxing

ok where do i find a job like this

watching the doctor who vincent in the louvre scene and crying and remembering seeing his work in the louvre myself and crying

@jak_mills @townsendyesmate oh no people being allowed to make their own decisions! oh the horror!

@DisneyKid1955 @dandelion3369 @dandelionmama hand it to the judge like one of those big cheques

@dandelion3369 @dandelionmama Naw, just blow up your state bar license to a 24" x 24" poster....

watching lost mum: mmm josh holloway me: mmm evangeline lilly