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@Venmo YOU SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT FOR NO REASON AN HOUR BEFORE THE OUTAGE. I HAVE $1K IN THE ACCOUNT AND RENT IS DUE. GIVE ME MY MONEY RIGHT NOW YOU CROOKED FRAUDS. YOU AEE TELLING ME TO WAIT 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS. I NEED ACCESS TO THAT MONEY.

Update: The issue has been resolved, and Venmo is back up and running. We're sorry for the inconvenience and appreciate you bearing with us while our team addressed this.

@Venmo Nope. You froze my account with 1k inside yesterday and now you say it’ll be 3-5 business days. Rent unpaid. You are a scam company. @PayPal @AskPayPal

THIS PLATFORM IS NOT PREPARED FOR MY NEAT CONTENT

While the company and I did not part on amicable terms, I still get a warm, moist feeling in my body similar to the contrast in a CT scan when BCF rolls around. quichenight.bandcamp.com/album/insane-a…

Who was The Strokes of the 1950s?

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@atrupar Reading the teleprompter like it’s the CBS newsbag

Trump's "national security" speech today in North Carolina is downright apocalyptic, with lots of fear-mongering about the US being on the brink of nuclear war and/or world war 3

@atrupar I’ve been watching for him to call her Commula for weeks and he almost did it here.

"I really didn't find one with her" -- Trump admits that he's struggling to come up with an insult for Kamala Harris

I'm going to put together a thread covering Trump's rally in Asheboro, North Carolina -- his first outdoor one since the shooting in Butler. You can see Trump's bulletproof enclosure as he walks on the stage in this clip. Follow along for clips and commentary.

Next time you’re hung-ry Eat a me-al

@LoneStarDemocrt Get ready for a brutal coup by rural weirdo beardo rightwinger preppers in every American city

@GovJVentura A lot of people in unexpected pockets of society believed him to be the wrecking ball that could smash status quo and deliver on things no one else could. They’ve seen the wrecking ball in action—he came, he went, he’s back, and he’s still shooting the same line as 2016. Over.

Ask yourselves this question... How bad can Donald Trump and his cult of Republicans be if they can drive a true independent like me to endorse the Harris/Walz ticket? Take a moment to think about that.

No man is an island 134 miles off the coast of Alabama

I wish I knew what I know now And you don’t mess around with Jim

@Scaramucci I don’t see Trump staying in the race. Look at his schedule.

Remember what governor Nikki Haley said: first party to replace one of the two 80-year-olds would win the election. Question now for the Republican Party: are they brave enough to push out Trump? Is there a Republican that has the same courage and backbone as Nancy Pelosi?

Reporter: Why would people in Wisconsin want to have a beer with you? Vance: Ha ha ha ha. Ahh. Well. I guess, I guess, they’d like, they’d want to have a beer with me because I do like to drink beer

@Scaramucci He never had a game. He’s been an erratic but extremely lucky useful idiot the whole time.

Vance is odd. The fact Trump picked him is a sign he’s off his game.

@PicturesFoIder a burger should be able to be eaten in 5 mins. anything bigger and you’re missing the point. also why does everyone smash everything now? worst trend. buns hate you.

TikTok chefs need to be banned from cooking

@BenjySarlin Maybe he meant Kabbalah

What is the "Kamabla" nickname supposed to refer to, is there a consensus answer?