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for example, fat shaming men brings me joy

when i dont take my meds my inside thoughts find themselves on the front porch and sometimes social media

my thanksgiving party trick is smoking a lil too much before dinner and then opening prayer with “sweet 6lb 7oz sweet baby jesus” and then responding to the question “how are you” with “married with 2 kids”

ive been saying for years that cigs are better for u than vapes and the vindication i feel now is just orgasmic

we all agree paris hilton is a lesbo and is definitely in a lavender marriage right?

Bushwick here i come

“fatherless behavior” no i have one, i’m exactly like him

this can’t be the same brain i used to javascript code my tumblr and sustain a lineage of sim characters with

@ashelynnbrooke ideally leaving

if you, as a man, cannot give a good massage then wtf are you doing

unfortunately for everyone in this stadium my vocal stim today is “who the fuck picked this lil sorry ass beat”

@djmicrotenis didnt even know it was an option!!!

@qultclassic 120 min massage in crazy work but you deserve it

flowstate (laid by the pool 10 - 2, 120min massage at 230, 3 XL watermelon juices)

@ashelynnbrooke good morning ashelynn

pls god remove me from these streets with haste i am not meant for them

nvm a powerful woman just told me I look very tan and very cool, I actually don’t care about men anymore

“I prefer to not operate today because I smoke less when I’m not in the fork” I’ve never heard truer words

@____selah “Wrong bitch”

what’s the white way of saying “i’m That Nigga”

sunburn as a white person is embarrassing i said what i said

bring your mom to work day (Kendrick Lamar & SZA at MetLife)