quoththefalcon

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Life needs things to live.

Listen, if I see an X on the ground, I know there’s no treasure but I’m gonna dig.

Lemme process this. You say you handcuffed my brother to a roof… and you left him there?!

Climb down outta my asshole, man.

Goodnight sweet prince. I’m sure we will both end up in the same place, unt I will fight you there.

I’m much more comfortable being hated than being beloved.

I… love you. You're all I bloody think about. Dream about. You're in my gut… my throat… I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you.

You're killing people. To DEATH.

Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy.

I too was that stupid once. I’m still stupid, but not THAT stupid.

I am actually as good as everybody pretends to be. It’s scary.

You know, I don’t like you. But out of all of Dan’s friends, I don’t like you the least.

It’s impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage in the game.

He got assassinated by God!

No matter how hard you work and how big a celebrity you become, you’ll never be as famous as cheese.

I don’t care what you think / As long as it’s about me

Yeah, and people in hell want slurpees.

Fill him with gold!

He’s mad as a box of frogs.

You were not born with venom in your veins.