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At what point would I be able to sue Uber for their drivers constantly asking me “Is that really your real name”?

@ayoBDB LMAOOO im going to a themed party and I need to be on theme to be allowed in the pic sorry ✌🏾

@qweenmush well........ hmmmm idk, you can hate both together, it's really two nazis lmfaooooo 😭😂

they gotta ban your unregulated emotional ass off DoorDash ong

@faggotaynrand Like people ruined their lives over this?? So nothing burger

my first time going to the dermatologist today I’m so excited like omg..

I hate when the hairline too close to the eyebrows please it’s ok to have a forehead

They won’t let you in the run clubs if you pull up with your face not beat omg

Job searching is so bad rn bc it takes forever to get an interview and if you do get an interview they want 4-5 rounds… fuck you omg

@Alemnatay awhhh may we both break this terrible tradition and start celebrating ourselves and those we love :(

LinkedIn being the one to remind me of my sisters birthday…. this is the result of your parents telling you birthdays are haram all your life…I will do better

She’s in Switzerland traveling with her friend group. She’s having fun. It’s only 10am I messaged her happy birthday. I’m glad she has people in her life to where us not celebrating doesn’t matter

@nomorebaldfades LMFAOO

lowkey happy bout england potentially losing cuz i had a british bae that did me dirty

@JosephHarn956 those 2 goals were them out playing tf out of england I have to give 10s

@qweenmush Cuz they’re cheating LMAO

this is crazy why is argentina so fucking good

@nnnnnnxox like u gotta give 10s

Unfortunately Messi is exactly who he thinks he is and England should never forget it

They gotta pause the game and drug test argentina at the 80min mark

england good asf mashallah bloke n them alrighttt

I think everyone hating on wheat bread is a liar. white bread tastes like nothing, wheat bread has flavor… why don’t you want more flavor in a sandwich

I sound pretentious asf asking my lil sis if she has a gym in her NYC apartment building