Tim D

@f1LosersLeague If 🍩🦓 had kept leclerc and alpine they'd have been 2nd from top of track points instead of 2nd from bottom! More confounded than 😖🛴

It's the #AustralianGP points. Pierre Ghastly aced Albert Park as best Booster, while Smackhead19 topped the Track Points. What Verstappened and 🍩🦓 were the finest Forecasters. Play to Win (Ultimate Champions) and Steady Jordan get Ejector bonuses. f1losersleague.blogspot.com/2023/04/losers…

@f1LosersLeague Finally watched the race and a big Oh Heck! Switched Leclerc for Norris and Alpine for Alfa!

🔢 Track Points preview: Drivers and constructors scored 216 Track Points at the #AustralianGP, 50 points more than any other race this season. The driver with the most Track Points is Charles Leclerc. One team dumped him with an Ejector Seat shortly before the race. Oh heck!

@f1LosersLeague Ker-ching! Thanks

@qwertyphob Good point. We shall submit this to the Administration & Corrections Department (Not Paying Enough Attention To A Spreadsheet Sub-Team) and some points may well be coming your way.

💺 Ejector Seats: At every race, we give an Ejector bonus. It goes to the newly-Ejected team with the highest-scoring new team member. Dodgy Bob's Repair Shop & The Porpoise Driven Life got the bonus in Saudi - they each took on Piastri, who scored 10 Track Points in the race. >

@f1LosersLeague I was willing Piastri to get up to 15th as I hadn't punted, but no higher as he's on 🍩🦓

🎲 Pitlane Punt news: Not a good race for our teams. The Oscar The Slouch punt failed because Piastri just scraped 15th in Saudi, and everyone bet too late on the Parts Penalty Peril to catch Leclerc's grid drop. Loads of lost points.

@f1LosersLeague Pretty happy with 🍩🦓's auto-eject

Get these Race 1 results down ya. Chomp them all up, lots of lovely stats to feast on. We're working on creating team pages, and then we'll open up Ejector Seats.

First race results are out for @f1LosersLeague and I can reveal that my teams for this year are 🍩🦓 and 😖🛴 (pronounced Donut Zebra and the Confounded Scooter). The league did ask for snappy names

@f1LosersLeague Pancakes. They could probably eat two of those at once.

@qwertyphob See also: large Dairy Milk bars, pre-packed ham, some Liquorice Allsorts.

Woah, Leclerc's off to get a sandwich. Surely Verstappen won't be beaten?

You have until ⏰ 3pm GMT today ⏰ to enter the 2023 F1 Losers League. Pick the three worst #F1 drivers you can along with a poor F1 constructor. Come up with a stupid team name. Sorted. Add some loserdom to your #F12023 season! f1losersleague.blogspot.com

@f1LosersLeague Perfect shape to fit through the visor.

Do F1 drivers eat sandwiches? They don't look like the kind of people who eat sandwiches.

Thanks for your entries so far. Keep 'em coming. You have until 3pm GMT on Sunday to enter the 2023 F1 Losers League.

@f1LosersLeague More fords on the tracks. Splash!

I once saw a Ford Transit van fitted with a Formula 1 engine. More of that, please.

@FatRoland What do we want? Fat! When do we want it? Roland!

Today I will be striking against the tyrannical Fat Roland, taking a stand against Fat Roland and demanding better Fat Rolands in the hope of a more Fat Roland future. Solidarity to all Fat Rolands.

@f1LosersLeague Picking up penalty points...

Here’s how many penalty points each driver picked up in F1 last year 🧐 wtf1.com/post/heres-how…

@f1LosersLeague Any particular vowles? Like aiieeeee! or ooooo! ?

He's got SLOW and LOSE in his name, so this will do us. bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1…

@FatRoland That bird was outside my window all summer

I made this ages ago for @qwertyphob and I can't remember why.

THE TECHNO BIRD WILL SEE YOU NOW.

@f1LosersLeague @f1LosersLeague and @F1Losers

The F1 Loses League 2022 and the F1 Losers League 2023

@f1LosersLeague Change your name Pierre! They'll never notice and think you're a rookie! Pedro Fizzly ftw!

Gasly: Says four or five drivers could earn bans because of the penalty system Losers League: Plans a Pitlane Punt for the 2023 season

@FatRoland @LevEakins @F1Losers Elon grabbed it for $46B

@LevEakins @qwertyphob @F1Losers Wait, who's got @f1losers? I gave that handle up ages ago and regretted it.

Well, I've gone and done it; I've won the F1 Losers League for the second time! I think I won it around 10 years ago.. is that right, @FatRoland? Anyway, I hope to help run the league rather than participate in it next season.

@FatRoland @LevEakins Checked my emails and I got a podium in 2011, can't find who won though. Search for @f1losers on here, or the website on Wayback Machine. It goes back to 2005! web.archive.org/web/2012070301…

@LevEakins You probably did. I remember very little about its first iteration. Must still be on a website somewhere...