melon lord

Garfield is my avi until I take a picture of myself I actually like

We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?

@theepilogue LUKIE POOKIE ❤️❤️

finally got some family pictures of @r00blet and our son, that the LUKA POOKA 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sonic racing crossworlds is so fun

Me when I found out my mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant

you just had to be there to experience being up late, looking at old sonic illustrations and comics while this was playing in the background...

my favorite thing about this promotion is that they didn't do a limited time special burger with something unique on it because hank hill would only ever want to eat a plain old burger

Version 1.5.0 Release Announced!🎉 Introducing the brand-new version of the Digital Clock, back by popular demand! Follow & Repost for a chance to win: 🎮 Fantasy Life i Game Code or 🕒 This Original Acrylic Digital Clock! Kick off your day with FLi's main theme and feel the call of adventure!🐲 #FLi

@theepilogue I’m alive

about to retire my switch 1 tomorrow

It’s my birthday. I made it another year 🫡

On this day nine years ago, Harambe was fatally shot at the Cincinnati Zoo.

@theepilogue I love you

had a pretty great day with my baby <3 don’t know how it’s capable to love someone more and more each day but it happens 🥹🫶🏻

@theepilogue should be thinking about me smh

thinking about pickles

@theepilogue I miss you too :(

I miss my husband:(

Ryan turning me into a basketball fan was not on my Bingo Card for 2025