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hot league of legends take if zilean was a cute anime girl his playrate would 10x overnight same kit same abilities same ult just turn the bald old wizard into a 5'4 anime girl with twin tails and an hourglass headpiece playrate goes from 0.8% to 8% in a single patch and the worst part it would be EARNED because every single one of you reading this knows you wouldn't be locking in the wizard you've never thought about playing zilean in your life beard down to his stomach sandals man looks like he hasn't been TOUCHED since the dark ages zero of you have a zilean skin zero of you have watched a zilean guide there are zero zilean mains but make him a girl who says "hehe~ time stop uwu?" when she ults and suddenly you're lobbing zilean BOMBS across the map at 2 am suddenly you're the "zilean specialist" in your friend group this isn't about the champion this is about you you don't want to play league you want to pilot a fictional 5'4 hourglass cute girl riot understands this that's why every new release is a girl that's why ahri has 500 skins and kled has 4 the player base doesn't pick champions we pick the ones who we want to acknowledge us zilean is invisible because he looks like an old man make him a girl watch the play rate explode we are deeply unwell as a species and riot's only job is to keep monetizing it Study the Saskio way