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@partylesspod @WallStreetApes fixed it for you

@WallStreetApes Sorry but my sealed package of Skittles that contained ONE SKITTLE beats this 😂

This is literally insane This bag of chips is from the new Frito-Lay ‘Simply’ Variety 30 Pack at Sam’s Club This is the amount of chips they put in the bags This isn’t shrinkflarion anymore, it’s fraud We are being robbed blind. This box is $16 and look how many chips you get Americans have to keep speaking out against this

@ugo_chinyeree @iky_fwjett The ultimate chatgpt response.

@iky_fwjett The ultimate gotcha. He walks in thinking he's the villain dad, walks out free. DNA always collects its receipts. Mind blown how common this twist seems to be.

My friend said she knew someone who needed a "bulldog" divorce attorney. Husband was trying to leave her high and dry with 3 kids for another woman. Now, it's rare that someone needs a bulldog for just child support in a divorce, so my radar is on. Anyway, took the case. OP says he'll pay our requested child support plus expenses after a quick mediation, he just wanted a DNA test on the kids. I ask my client if that's a problem and she says of course not. Y'all. The man is NO ONE'S father.

This ma ordered a new fridge for $1000 from Lowe’s. When it was delivered, the delivery men accidentally dented the right stainless steel panel on the door. The fridge still works great, but there are three unsightly dents. He reached out to Lowe’s and they took $500 off of the total price, so he ended up getting it for only $500. Would you have taken that deal and saved $500 or would you have taken the fridge back and had the give you a new one that was not damaged?

@BigGoySlop @SpawnYaardReply Nearby, fight a white wolf, not the black wolf. You get an item that you then bring to a witch to ride the white wolf.

@SpawnYaardReply wtf I didn’t get the legendary mount? I only received the shadow leaf helm, Leeburs soul & the shadow claw abyss gear?

Legendary Wolf mount in Crimson Desert. You also get treasure detection head gear. 🔹You'll need to complete all house-faction quest in Harnand( no need to complete bounty) 🔹Serkis house quest will be at 10/13 🔹then a house Celeste quest for Wolf fang will start - finish it to get the mount 🔹You'll need to unlock 2nd witch 2 by progressing through chapter 5.

@xShephardx I have played all of the above and I disagree with you.

Get the fuck outta here, respectfully. Crimson Desert has no fucking business being compared to Baldur’s Gate 3, Witcher 3 or Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. A game with no direction or identity cannot be in a 5 mile radius of the greatest RPGs ever created.

@X33Camaro @idonotexistelol It's the law of game patches, the game gets easier and easier with each QOL/nerf.

@idonotexistelol Wow, most of the comments can be summed up as “please make the game easier”. People have gotten spoiled on western game dev habits.

Here's my issue with this fuckin inventory system. Someone please explain how this makes any sense, just makes the constant trips to clearing out the inventory more frequent. respectfully, inventory management shouldn't be this weird in a game like this

@msilvaplata @BlacksheepReus Give us this day our daily banana bread

@BlacksheepReus y yo encontré a Cristo en un platano!!! aleluya!!

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@edgaralandough "I can't believe I am holding the door for you, do you know who I am?"

6 THINGS NICE PEOPLE SAY THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LOW-CLASS (and what Magnetic People say instead) Nice People: • “No worries, take your time.” • “It’s okay, I totally understand.” • “Whatever works best for you.” • “I didn’t want to bother you.” • “Thanks again, really appreciate it!” • “I’m just happy to be here.” Magnetic People:

@tomfgoodwin time travel

If you brought someone into 2025 from 1825. What would be the most amazing things they'd notice, that we don't tend to think about .

@Tulio_112 Did this yesterday. Called my horse, got on, sat still, she climbed on.

De longe essa é uma das piores missões em Crimson Desert, tive que escoltar uma bruxa, ela estava com o pé quebrado, logo pensei - vou chamar o cavalo, ela deve ser capaz de montar e levo ela mais rápido, mas NÃO a bonita foi CAMINHANDO em uma lerdeza absurda até o destino. KKKKK

@_LMD2023 @mislead In the cat village, keep your eye out for three kids playing a jumping game...

@mislead How do people get multiple extra jumps? I’ve tried repeatedly and can only get one extra jump before the wings come out

LOOK What Crimson Desert TOOK FROM US 😭😭

@Shaelaran @parmita I don't have a source but I think they retain memory. They trained the caterpillar somehow and the butterfly remained trained.

@parmita Don’t forget their body turns to soup. Their brain stays intact. Butterflies have memories from being a caterpillar. What an intense sleep cycle.

the fact that a caterpillar dissolves into SOUP inside the cocoon and reassembles into a butterfly using the SAME genome and we're out here acting like we understand gene expression is genuinely hilarious to me

@MulehornGaming I tried to grab it but my hand passed thru.

If your playing Crimson Desert, trust me on this. Go here and about 3 floors down you will get a RAD WEAPON. #crimsondesert

@james_xond ass, gas or grass

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas??

@Freethewzrd oh, you mean Todd.

Crimson Desert is hilarious fr, you’ll be mowing through a group of enemies and there’s 1 guy who is just different from the rest lol

@user84829272 We got gifted a set and we just turned them into fart buttons.

Remember when everyone thought their dogs were speaking to them with those buttons

@IaidoTheory @PaulTassi The game gets better the longer you play. trust.

I have been resisting picking this game up, and I feel like I'm starting to cave. Shoot it to me straight: is it worth it? Reviews seem to be overwhelmingly positive, or it's a mobile quality game and absolute garbage. My main holdback so far is the complaints about the controls.

Cannot believe anyone at Pearl Abyss played these truth/lie investigation missions and thought they were fun, and there are at least eight of them. Delete them. I'm not kidding. It'd be like freezing off a wart

@atipicalgooner @RobinetMorhier @Pirat_Nation You are missing out. The game gets better the more you play. You seem to have taken others opinions as your own so far. Join us.

@RobinetMorhier @Pirat_Nation Fair point. You people make me want to buy the game and prove you wrong :)))

Larian Studios' Michael Douse called Crimson Desert a "cynical amalgamation of borrowed mechanics," "Expect a lot more of this in premium"

@Ramez05 I bumped into a guy carrying a basket of apples. he got mad, then started to pick them up and put them back into his basket, but not before a goat ran over and ate one of the apples.

99.999% of gamers will NEVER see this detail in Crimson Desert, yet Pearl Abyss decided to animate the slow process of a statue being carved 😳

@Gimera @CuriosityonX You go first.

@CuriosityonX According to Darwinism, we should be able to just dump humans on any planet, right? In a short (few hundred years or so?) time, they’ll have adapted to extreme temps, breathe weird atmosphere… right?

Farthest ever landing. We landed on a moon of Saturn 1.4 billion km away and most people have no idea. This is actual footage from Titan's surface. The Huygens probe dropped through orange haze for 2.5 hours before touching down on an alien world.