Earl Daniels

Jerome in the multiverse lmao hahahahaha #Snowfall #Martin

Boy Sallie Mae a trip!! She figured out how much she has been forgiven in sin and changed her name! And she still not forgiving us… smh

Eva Mendez must be the realest because she was the main in two real ass movies! Hitch and Training Day! #amirite

It's crazy how you can hear someone's voice after years and years and be like "dang it's still the same....." sight and sound never fade.

Is it wrong that Despicable Me 2 is my favorite movie now? If so, then adulting officially sucks lol

@SkyHighGBone no you don't. You humble yourself and change. Not just for her or you but for him.

Men listen. Forreal. If the love of your life calls you a "sorry ass nigga" it means you are having to apologize wayyyyy too much. #GetRight

@rODphi9 woman*

So I got a shocktop which is gross but I drank it to fit in lol Austin you win lol

And everybody here hates mainstream beers lol they love only craft beers lol hahaha I had a bud lite and heard this girl talkin mad noise...

I'm at this bar and these girls got they dogs in here on leashes... And the bar has dog bowls for all the dogs!!

First time to be in Austin and I love it don't get me wrong but this is definitely different lol I see what hipster means now...

This Beyoncé Lemonade thing is crazy weird and got me thinkin I'm cheatin!!!! Wth kinda voodoo is this?!

@Mr903Texas Bruh!!! Buahahahaha can you believe that happened to me man?! Still I wake up thinking about it like....

When I check the mail I need a drink because of the bills. Now I treat them like Cosby. Since I quit drinkin I try to stay away from both...

Imma be the girl in heaven like "Jesus I know I'm not suppose to bring fire into the gates but man check out my mixtape" -my wife! Hahahaha