Rachel 🐔

god has finished the bible set to release this summer

Just remembered how Cilla Black used to eat oranges with Oxo cubes rubbed onto them as a snack. Absolutely unhinged

First trailer for ‘STOP! THAT! TRAIN!’ starring RuPaul. In theaters June 12.

@1_The_Wake @ReneeRappOnTour @reneerapp When did she come on at?

Renee Rapp Manchester Ao Arena #ReneeRapp

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

It’s the disappearance of these little, seemingly insignificant, bits of art that show how far we’ve strayed.

me when I watched 6 teenagers performing don’t stop believin’ for the first time

before boq, no one had thought to rhyme "nessa" with "confess a"

even jesus was gagged

Guess I gotta accept the pain x.com/DanT8xx/status…

When the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy” x.com/DanT8xx/status…

holy shit i met meredith marks

🚨 Harry Styles announces new single ‘Aperture’ out this Friday. As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Ocassionally.’

and she’s here 😭😭😭

Did my mother’s plane touch down or has my dad been possessed by the spirit of Vivacious?

Phaedra is actually so dangerous to have sat around a table FULL of experienced mothers, some mothers to multiples, and with a straight face say the doctor is about to pull her baby out at 5-6 months and it’s perfectly fine cause everything’s fully formed lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

happy £85 Grinch to all those who celebrate

christmas shopping and suddenly accidentally buying myself shit in the process