the bashful jock

it’s five o’clock somewhere…… and that somewhere is champaign, illinois

it took me a decade of higher education to learn how to cast magic missile in real life

ba baaaa ba baaaa this is the sound of settling

the midwits shall inherit the earth

chocolate chip cookies for dinner

coughing a bunch in my office to soft launch calling out sick for the afternoon

we bashful jock!

we party rock!

just noticed a little hair trapped under my new screen protector. it’s fine. i’m not going to freak out about it. i’m not going to freak out

entertaining some potential lunch concepts

I love earth

me at work after clogging two separate toilets over the weekend in oregon USA

i’ve gotten addicted to turning on do not disturb it’s so good i love not receiving notifications

pretty sure i need to move to oregon

i’m rocking with this dog (emiko) at the airbnb

@isaacdeatz a little bit of magic spell ;)~

@rabbitantlers how did you do that