carwy 🦝

heyyy

any time i smoke weed around a boy i like i immediately get super upset and weirded out by him. this has happened for years and with multiple different people. what is the deal

I am obsessed with the call me maybe video! LOVE that he goes gay! Sooooooo good!

the doctors i work with are toooooo irritating LOL

hung out with this guy again and he took a sip of whiskey and the same thing happened

i was out with a guy when this happened and tonight i went to a bar with a different dude and dude #1 was bartending and put my smiths karaoke song on the bar speakers immediately

making ppl at the bar do smashing pumpkins at karaoke

at the afters and a dude is giving a freezer tour

i'm done having gen x boyfriends cuz you're a god by vertical horizon just came on in the bar and my chest hurt so bad i almost closed my tab

when i was 19 i booked a hotel room on vacation w my ex and when we checked in, he handed her his ID, and she said we had to be 21+ to check in. so he handed her his fake ID instead and she said ok and gave us our room keys 😭

@PiggyKropotkinn fuck it we ball

@rabiesvax ???? They didn’t suggest following up or an MRI or anything?

i used to get really bad ocular migraines and then i got choked out during sex and briefly lost consciousness and haven't had one in 2 years

@PiggyKropotkinn i mentioned this to one of the docs at work and he just was like "probably loosened a clot or something, it'll kill you one day" and left

@rabiesvax DIY lobotomy

People allow me to talk crazy because i am beautiful and i think it should be like that forever

To whoever roofied my 19 espresso martini’s at the company party last night. Not cool.

vyvanse just kicked in im about to Message Everyone I Know

prozac help me

hung out with a guy for a second time and he bought me a switch 2, fixed all the shelves in my apartment, got me icecream, gave me $100 and left.

"This dick will change your life" and all it do is change the smell of the room

put the smiths on for karaoke and as soon as it came up and i grabbed the mic some dude went "of course"

I don’t get along with you at all. Let’s go on vacation together