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i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses

cats at 3am:

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

his ass is NOT working

Pokopia is going to be one of those games where I think I’ll make a super nice habitat and then I go online and someone will have built the entire Roman Empire in the 2 days the game has been out.

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

You've found us at a very Kantonian time in our life

Alysa Liu winning the Olympics on her own terms is the most important message she can send to young athletes

I can’t see any more videos of that baby monkey and his toy or I swear to god I’m going to have a mental breakdown

Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl halftime show saying “God Bless America” and going on to name every country in America: “TOGETHER, WE ARE AMERICA”

me when my favorite animal crossing villager tells me they want to move out

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

We're gonna find out if libertarians are real

Cruel and Unusual? Woman Still Has to Work Even Though It’s Cold Outside

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets