Rachael

@Apple bro’s why the fk you charging me to fix a phone with 0 damage that I’ve had for 2 months? That is freaking sweet 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 I love paying for your mistakes.

Whoever keep calling about my cars extended warranty PLZ SUCK MY DICK

have you ever cried because you can't do math

@turbofart420 @Target @CDCgov This is him now. You gonna tell him to put a mask on?

At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda

@naomi_ramirez5 My soul is this tweet.

I might be a straight hot mess with mounds of debt and shit loads of problems but I don’t fucking let my produce go bad. I will make a random concauction of produce and force my family to eat it if something is about to go bad. Sorry fam. Stuffs expensive.

some career news!!!!! after a great interview, an edit test that took me a few hours and i was proud of, a final interview with the managing editor that went very well and multiple follow up emails, i think i've officially been ghosted by a well-known media company :)

Hey laundry, if you’re listening, fuck you buddy.

whyy is this so cute... curious queens

Rosalie was so cold but then hearing her story it was obviously understandable and valid she became one of my favs and doesn’t get the credit she deserves a whole queen I would have loved a book solely on her backstory

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

like people are out here getting $600 extra a week or $5,000 in back pay for doing absolutely nothing and spending it recklessly on clothes and jewelry and shit when I’ve been working this whole pandemic putting my health and my fam health at risk for NO extra money?? WTF

@josievvood It’s Mayaaaaa and Miguel 🎶

Fresh sheets reset my soul