x - rachel j ¹ ²⁸ ⁶¹ Viel Parm 🇵🇱🇨🇿

A 🧵 of all my journal spreads for Ducks games in 2026:

VERTICAL LOL I MEAN HORIZONTAL

Shout out to being able to work from home because I’ve mostly spent it vertical in bed with my laptop on my stomach

@mattiedailyxo @mischiefmoe I literally said to a friend I know his salary, doesn’t mean I can’t take him down

Still thinking about when I told my brother that I had started taking meds for my adhd, and how I told him I thought they were working well and he goes “cool cool. Have you done and put away your laundry yet instead of googling a new hobby?” FUCKING RUDE

what a season. thank you orange country for continuing to fly with me. ps - kevin, zamboni lessons start tomorrow.

@mattiedailyxo We are changed people

I am not cut out anymore for getting home at 3am on a Friday morning

Usually I’d say “I hope it doesn’t hurt the horse” But Carter shart? I hope it HURTS

The baby next to me fell asleep and I too would like to just fall asleep

I’d say refs better sleep with one eye open but they can’t see shit anyways

Next duck to score gets to join Zelly and I for steak

EMBELLISHMENT???

Hey Jeff, at this point just HIT someone

Oh I’m so over this

You know what, Bear Brass has jerseys on. Can they skate? There’s enough of them for a line. Put them in coach.

I will wave my towel when the ducks give me a reason to wave my towel

Line each and every ducks player up outside the bathroom they’re all getting swirlies

Oh I’m going to be pissed off all night aren’t I

jeffffFFFFFFFF

Life’s a beach 🏖️ Lukas Dostal gives his recommendations for what to see (and eat) in Anaheim.