more life we seh

Seriously guys, whatever happened to: • the DOGE checks • tariff checks • the Greenland hospital boat • 10% APR on credit cards • my meds being 1500% cheaper • $2 gas • the Epstein files • reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open • cheaper groceries • ending wars in 24 hours • the “privately funded” ballroom Any updates?

@TheTNHoller @kaitlancollins @Jim_Jordan They lie so normal that they don’t remember their own words

COLLINS: “What about Trump’s promise to lower gas prices?” JORDAN: “That’s life.” @kaitlancollins: “If someone’s paying more for⛽️, saying ‘that’s life’ might not make them feel better.” @Jim_Jordan: “Those are your words, not mine.” COLLINS: “No you said that. Just now.”😬

🚨BREAKING: Local police and ICE agents were filmed surrounding a Black man in Columbus, Ohio… despite openly admitting he had NO warrants. In the video, you can hear an officer ask: “So you have no warrants?” The man responds that they already KNOW he doesn’t… because he handed over all of his information. Then he asks: “Why did you pull me over?” An officer says, “You can’t have weed out in the car like that.” The man responds, “Weed’s not illegal. Are you all going to write me a ticket for weed?!?” And another officer ACTUALLY replies… “It’s frowned upon.” It’s frowned upon? Now yes… Ohio law does regulate how marijuana is transported in vehicles, similar to alcohol. If it’s open or improperly stored, officers can issue a citation. A CITATION. Not a situation where a man is pulled out of his car, and have multiple agencies run his information. Because if the issue was truly “improper storage,” then write the ticket and let him go. That’s how laws are supposed to work in a constitutional republic. Instead, what we’re watching is officers fishing for reasons to escalate AFTER already deciding this man was “suspicious.” The Fourth Amendment exists specifically to stop the government from detaining people without legitimate legal justification. And then you have the issue of ICE agents being involved… ICE is a federal immigration agency. They are not traffic police. They are not supposed to be part of routine traffic stops, especially when they involve U.S. citizens. That separation exists on purpose. Because when federal agencies start getting involved in traffic stops, it expands government power, fast. And once that happens, the line between enforcement and overreach gets blurred… and that’s when your constitutional rights start to disappear.

WE BROKE PHILLY

@marclamonthill lol

Everybody makes a run. Knicks are going to get cold. This game is still winnable.

6ers trusting the process to a sweep. Entire 4th quarter against the Knicks bench,

When you realize Hantavirus symptoms take up to 8 weeks to show and 8 weeks ago from today was Friday, March 13 And COVID lockdowns started on Friday, March 13, 2020

@OfficiallyIce If they get swept, just call the arena Lower MSG

Yeah this is bad. No living this one down. Ever.

The New Jersey Department of Health been notified by the CDC that two New Jersey residents were potentially exposed to a person infected with hantavirus after that individual departed from the cruise ship MV Hondius. The residents were not passengers on the ship, and the potential exposure occurred during air travel abroad. Both individuals are being monitored in coordination with local health officials and are not currently showing symptoms. Risk to the public remains very low. There are no confirmed cases of hantavirus in New Jersey. We will continue to keep residents informed as the situation develops.

@Hania16836 Thank him for keeping money in your pocket

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

Clarence Thomas walked through every open door created for him because of his race then shut them all behind him so no one else can get the same opportunities he did.

@SpencerHakimian He got jokes🤡

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Things that we’ve normalized that feel like robbery: Ticketmaster Fees 4pm Check-In 11am Check-Out Paying for Hospital Parking $40+ Hotel Parking $10 Mocktails $8 Coffee $5 Greeting Cards $5 Bottled Water $100 Bottles at the Club $20 Tequila Shots Tipping on To Go Orders Astronomical Student Loan Interest $2000 Daycare $45 For A Seat on an Airplane $75 For a Checked Bag Insurance WiFi What did I forget?

@OsheaJacksonJr The wire

Chronicle !

@recreatings 😂

how niggas in 2020 would look at you after u sneezed

@InvencivellBR 😂😂

Tente achar um ator que faça expressões faciais tão incríveis e falhe miseravelmente. Ele merece todo reconhecimento, Anthony Starr o goat.

@LucasSa56947288 Yes

Should CNN fired Scott Jennings immediately? (A: Yes (B: No

Being emotionally invested in the relationship issues of celebrities you don't know and will never meet is a sign of mental illness. Some of y'all ain't called your family in months. Let's wrap this up by noon today parasocial ladies and simps.

@Raw_Combat_ 😂😂😂

From the way he was dressed… I already knew

@BonkDaCarnivore B

Pop quiz: Is this a photo of: A) A group of people who survived a traumatic, credible event on their lives or B) A group of people who knows everything went according to plan Choose wisely.