Dave Parker

@NUCLRGOLF @SI_Golf @BobHarig Bit late now chap …

🚨🗣️💰 #REGRETS — LIV Golf’s Graeme McDowell says he regrets saying that the reason he went to the league was to “grow the game” and voiced his concern if LIV folds. (Via @SI_Golf / @BobHarig) “I regret a few things I said in the beginning, stuff like growing the game. I should have just said it for what it was: this is good for my bank account, and I’m getting a runway to play the game of golf for as long as I possibly can.” “I don't know where this is going to go. There’s a lot of players out here that if this goes away, they’ve got nowhere to go. Do they deserve that? Is that their own fault…” “There's a lot of people out here that have their jobs tied to this, people who work here. All the negativity on social media the last three weeks ... it just disappoints me on so many levels.”

@JamesAHogg2 Brilliantly written and superbly delivered. They don’t make them like that any more 👍

This Two Ronnies sketch was never televised originally (it appeared many years later), but I’ve no idea why. It was written by Ronnie Barker, under the pseudonym Gerald Wiley, and for my money it gives Four Candles a run for it’s money. Seriously, if I’d written something this good I’d just retire immediately. What a talent! Good morning.

@ANTIFAldo Fuckwit alert …

you couldn’t waterboard this out of me

@CardiffRugbyWeb 😂 Underwhelming at best … embarrassing to say the least …

All expense spared 😂

@TheBritLad Just throw yourself out chap … we are all doomed anyway with these 🤡s in charge …

You’re on a plane and it’s about to go down, THERE IS ONLY TWO parachutes. You keep one for yourself. Who gets the second parachute?

@DeborahMeaden @zatzi You are becoming as dangerous as Mad Milliand … plot has been lost …

@zatzi Hmmmm… why not save people money? What’s your issue with that?

The nut zero mob just want us to be miserable and poor don’t they? “The sale of traditional tumble dryers is to be stamped out in a net-zero drive that will push consumers toward more expensive machines that take longer to dry clothes.”

@blueontheboard Meaningless drivel … how the might have fallen .. 🤡

Before going to LIV this guy was the pre-emptive favourite to be the European Ryder Cup captain for 2027 at Adare Manor. What a contrast! This is just vapid nothingness.

@YGTRory Standard drivel … irrelevant. … cancel …

FFS 🤦‍♂️😂 Absolute waffle.

@royalstdavidsgc lovely couple of days. Course superb. Doesn’t get much tougher in a 30mph members breeze. Great hospitality from your wonderful bar and catering team. 💙

@JezzEllwoodGolf @dooksgolfclub Wonderful venue.

Finally got to make my @dooksgolfclub debut 30-odd years after I was supposed to, and with the rain that was originally forecast mercifully absent. A truly beautiful setting for a golf course... 😀

@DeborahMeaden @AnthonyAinsdale 😂👏

@AnthonyAinsdale Democracy , critical thinking and Independance of thought.

Anyone who has a labour poster in their front garden needs their heads checking. I honestly don't know how anyone can still vote labour after everything that's happened.

@MinchGolfClub Thoroughly enjoyed the Tom Long 54 hole event yesterday. 1st visit to Minchinhamton. Lovely 😎

Golf Week 2026 at Minchinhampton Golf Club! A highlight of the year, bringing golfers together for a fantastic week of competition across our magnificent courses. Entries are open now — secure your tee times ASAP: minchinhamptongolfclub.co.uk/visitors/open-…

@painswickgolf stunning day for a bucket list course visit. 😎

@Mofoman360 Truly un listenable northern drivel, followed by Kay FFS … at least 4-7pm is back on my listening agenda 🤷‍♂️

🚨BREAKING🚨 Sara Cox to replace Scott Mills as the breakfast host on BBC Radio 2 Do you think it’s a good appointment Yes or No?

@sw1205 Well said sir ..

Has anyone come across worse than Poulter and Westwood post LIV? Cam, DJ, Brooks, Tyrell etc all took the money and got on with it and never heard a peep from them. The way these two carry on you’d think the entire world is against them and that they’re owed something. Grow up.

@yourgolftravel Not totally sure but still one of the best Open venues for me …

Would you still call this a true links course? 🤔 #GolfTalk

@HeadWarriorTWM This is why we need to keep Starmer in office … he is the least dangerous of the 🤡s for now …

I have seen some clueless people in my time but this takes the biscuit. This person should never be anywhere close to running this country. I utterly despair at these idiotic people who are now in charge of the state. This is painful to watch so never ever forget this historic record.

@SauntonGolfClub A day early 🤷‍♂️

St. George’s Day Team Event 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Congratulations to the team of Marlon Lockhart, Ali Down, Sera Williams & Nick Williams who were today’s winners 🥇 Our best dressed team was Nicky Sandom, Rob Tickell, Barbara Beer & Frank Kelly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #SauntonGolfClub

@cabinetofficeuk Clowns 🤡

The national memorial to Queen Elizabeth aims to transform historic St James’s Park into an inspiring new public space where people can gather and connect, relax and reflect. 1 of 3 memorial projects to honour Queen Elizabeth’s long reign. gov.uk/government/new… 1/3

Neil Sykes, a #Solihull based PGA Teaching Professional with over 20 years’ experience working inside golf clubs, has recently published ‘Confessions of a Golf Pro: Twenty Years of Chaos and Characters’ - a collection of short, character-driven stories. m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…