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What are you going to do? Can't do ClickFix on a FUCKING SQUIRREL to make him leave your house

the tl;dr of the drift protocol shenanigans > be drift protocol > decentralized trading thingy > built on solana or something > april 1st > april fools > jk $280,000,000 (approx.) stolen > rewind > fall, 2025 > drift people at conference > crypto nerds approach them > crypto nerds say theyre at some fancy place > want to integrate with drift > crypto nerds sneeky > crypto nerds only talk to specific people > wtf how they know who is who? > crypto nerds hang out in person > meet at multiple conferences > crypto nerds smart af, know crypto fr > these_guys_are_chill.jpeg > december, january comes around > setup private group chat > long meetings about strategy and stuff > contracts and on-boarding stuff > fancy_meetings.mp4 > crypto nerds put up $1m in cash for investment > these_guys_are_legit.mp3 > hang out more in person > start collaborating with coding projects > april 1st > $280,000,000 missing > cool bros missing > wtf? > all chat logs gone > all software sharing stuff gone > wtf? > 1-800-help-us-mandiant > digital forensic and incident response time > mandiant looks inside > 1 drift person compromised from code sharing stuff > 2nd drift person compromised from some test thingy > wtf who is this > look inside > UNC4736 > unironically north korean spies > sent abroad to do in-person social engineering > crypto forensic nerds tie it to radiant capitol hack > mandiant still investigating right now tl;dr north korean nerds leave north korea, act like total bros, hang out at conferences, have tons of money, bamboozle people in long-term social engineering and espionage stuff to steal hundreds of millions of dollars

プレミアムに入ってないので、アメリカの皆さんには届かないようどす。やっちまったな。

Iran has struck a blow against the Jeff bezos aligned Amazon paramilitary forces.

@tenobrus @KurtzMina13 I mean, if there is a mechanism that deteriorates is, roughly the same timeframe. Then that would be considered a type of clock. At the very least a timing mechanism. Also look into recent research dealing with Oxytocin and how that influences aging. Elon is correct.

@KurtzMina13 telomeres are actually very much not the same thing as a centralized synchronous clock!!!!

"i've never seen a car with an old left half and a young right half. that means there must be a central synchronizing car clock and if we just turn back the odometer the whole car will de-age" how the fuck does elon musk somehow get even more retarded with every passing year man

@radiantXdefiant :D

Grok now helps people eat ass. What a time to be alive.

@WindowsLatest Vide coding is taking down Microsoft. Literally undoing decades of reputation.

Microsoft is rolling out an emergency update for Windows 11 after the March 2026 Update broke Microsoft account sign-in in several apps. After the March 2026 Update (KB5079473), users report that they cannot sign in to apps such as Teams, OneDrive, Microsoft Office, the Windows Store, and more with Microsoft accounts. Sign-in attempts will display an error message with text similar to "You'll need the Internet for this. It doesn't look like you're connected to the Internet". This appears even if the device is connected to the internet. Today's emergency update KB5085516 (Build 26200.8039) fixes internet issues.

I beg your fucking pardon????

JUST IN - U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency quietly purchases "aliens.gov" domain name.

So much fur, we made 9 little ones 😂

@Thepetsonly Meow

My account is dying ;( If you see this post PLEASE, just comment 🐾or even a Dot.

"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"

@Darekbrzoza Goals

"Mężczyzna trafił do więzienia po walce z trzema studentami, którzy wykorzystali jego kota do „ćwiczenia strzeleckiego” Kiedy trzej studenci wrócili do domu na przerwę, postanowili użyć wiatrówek, by terroryzować kota sąsiada, strzelając do niego ponad 40 razy. Prawna kara to klepnięcie w nadgarstek: niewielka grzywna i prace społeczne. Właściciel kota nie mógł się z tym pogodzić i postanowił wymierzyć sprawiedliwość samemu. Studenci nie wiedzieli, że ich sąsiad ma czarny pas w jujitsu. Wpadł do ich domu i wyzwał całą trójkę naraz, mówiąc im: „Walczcie z kimś swojego wzrostu”. Zanim przyjechała policja, łobuzy były zakrwawione i połamane, a mężczyznę wyprowadzano w kajdankach z szerokim uśmiechem na twarzy. Odsiaduje 30 dni w więzieniu, podczas gdy jego kot dochodzi do zdrowia, mówiąc jedynie: „Dzieci muszą nauczyć się, że są konsekwencje”." za Sir David Attenborough Club

Jfc

@TheRSD Mfer lol

/gmgm

@uxiedu It looks like that kitten is getting stuffed with meat

@0xQingWu 2439. Life hits you hard

How much money do you actually need? I’ll pay Real answers only! And yes, it's for real. ( feeling generous )