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@mertonesque The Bungle Line

Joni Mitchell's "The Hundred Line"

In my college public speaking course, there was this dude obviously trying to impress the girl sitting next to him that he didn't listen to rap at all and instead loved oldies like Dean Martin. He did an eternal 40-minute presentation about classic rock being peak music

youtu.be/tQV98-UPIWk?si… elite ball knowledge

Pronouncing Invader Zim “invay durzum” like it’s pig latin

Does anyone remember these books or are these just a distant memory

SOAD > Deftones > Tool > RATM

LIRR living

Was at a party and someone said, hey, aren’t you @ radical zest who makes Weird Twitter-esque musings on music and esoteric RYMcore peak

@mertonesque The Bends makes more sense when you look at it as a tone poem

you gan't boar like an eabla when you work with turkrys: rateyourmusic.com/list/merton/we…

new commissioned review series, of, well you'll see, but I think this is one of these best of these I've ever done. Link below!

(The Count pops up from out of one of her billowing shoulder loofahs) ONE dollar! Ah Ah Ah! Two dollars! Ah ah ah!

@testpatterns_ That’s the upside of me now having a steady job and having the autonomy to travel

@radicalzest This is why I need to live near/in NYC man. So I can catch these little random events and such instead of just reading about them.

Joanna Wang - Hotel la Rut Eiko Ishibashi - Drive My Car Bird's Eye Batang - Flood Format Adrianne Lenker - Songs

@testpatterns_ Well, this was like a nice little stint for her, idk if she’s going to play any more live gigs… from what I understand, she doesn’t play live much outside of award shows

@radicalzest I'm so jealous. Need to see her so, so badly. She's one of my favs

Gen z kids will never understand grabbing a mini DV camera, grabbing your friends and making the worst talk show parody in existence

I love the LIRR

The Dork Diaries books were so true to my life in middle school, but instead of going “SQUEEE MY CRUSH IS SO CUTE” I was eating lunch in the guidance counselor’s office harboring undiagnosed autism and ADHD

Early Lemon Demon is age-regressing music

Spirit Airlines discourse is nuts. Yeah the flights were cheap but my legs were folded up near my head and it smacked of mildew

Haven’t seen this MS Paint edit in a loooong time