ynoT

This is my current state

@HobgoblinHare The tickly tummy trap🤣

My phone caught me searching for a photo of this knobhead, and thought I’d like a ‘slideshow’ of him. Might post them on FB, and join in the “Does this cat belong to anyone?” game.

@HobgoblinHare I once opened and ate an 11 year old can of Tuna. Tasted fine and I wasn't ill. Once sealed they last a very long time.

Food bank parcels are 'interesting'. The volunteers have to make them up from the protein/carbs/vegetables/other categories based on what's been donated, and people donate all manner of strange things.

Today, I am waiting in for some small, stackable containers, so I can put away all the actually-keeping stuff I dragged out of the kitchen cupboards yesterday. Then I'll be able to use the kitchen worktops. I'm not throwing out the use-by 2009 asafoetida. That's a pet.

@HobgoblinHare Digestive biscuits might be the gateway drug to a galaxy bar or even a sherbet dib dab😱

@radiocode Good grief! I don't even like biscuits all that much, but I made a pot of tea, and opened the ziplock bag with the digestives in it. Now I need to hide the biscuit-bag again... Wasn't hungry, don't really like biscuits, but I 'started'...

How my diet is going

@HobgoblinHare I ran out of slimfast and had to buy a twix* out of the machine. *£1-50 robbing bastards

@radiocode Now you've ear-wormed me with biscuits. You've ear-biscuited me. Criminal.

@smallpersonn I know what it looked like before that's an amazing difference. Well done😀

Room’s nearly finished, just got to paint the radiator 😁

Mother cat found her kitten she has been searching for hours and this is the first thing she did 😂

@njalskinner Only one of those is correctly parked

“Just put it in the top yard , we left room for you to get through”…

@njalskinner I do think the poo might be a slightly bigger problem though 🤣

Couple of pigeons in the garden. They both have the head of a horse. And the body of a horse…

After attempting to change the 'Gulf of Mexico' to the ‘Gulf of America', Donald Trump inspires another rebrand as 'Strait of Hormuz' increasingly starts to look like 'Shit Creek'

@sarky_sheena My first wife used to eat Lemons like Oranges when she was pregnant. So yes I have.

This might blow your mind and I’m not sure if I’m a bit psychic but I guarantee if you’re reading this… you’ve never peeled a lemon.

@RedMedusa13 Art it is then🤣

@smallpersonn That's the best view you could get whilst having a tinkle 🤣

The view from the public toilets!

Good morning from Iceland! We’re off on a road trip around the island today 😁

Progress report, Prediction correct🤣🤣

Bus Stop of The Day: Isle of Skye

@TattyOne @HobgoblinHare They wanted £6-30 for Imodium for the same amount. Charlatans,🤣

Today I have been too scared to fart

@HobgoblinHare £1-20 in the co-op sorted me out. Probably not go again until Thursday 👍😀

@radiocode Get yourself some iron tablets. Got to love that 'sorting rubble' experience, when you just can't go. There has to be some sort of in-between. Yes, I'm disgusting. There's 'shitting soup' and 'sorting rubble', my guts hate me.