@sassynotclassy

Should be allowed to park in handicap spots when I’m this hungover.

Throwback!! Way back !!

@creja34 Adds carrot cake to grocery list

Can't, I'm stuffing my face with carrot cake and watching Kindergarten Cop.

Happy Easter 🤣

HAPPY EASTER RAVENS NATION! 🐣

something capricorn says to themselves all the time: “i gave this idiot way too many chances”

@kevin_nealon 🤣

I'd get a better rest if I slept on the toilet and made 5 trips to the bed

If you tell him you wanted to say you think you should part ways and he says, "I'm proud of you" ... What do you think that even means? I mean, seriously?!

Post #hangover #selfie

@radiovoice75 Suffocation is a risk we're willing to take

Us, when we find out you haven't listened. Don't make us kick your ass: traffic.libsyn.com/secure/drinksw…

@radiovoice75 I read this to Josh and he said something along the lines of you're one of god's chosen

🤣❤️ You can still call me sprinkle tits . And Josh I skip the storyline and get to the good stuff. Ben I knew all of the music trivia . You should have me on sometime. I can probably calm Josh down . Or possibly get him more excited 🤷‍♀️🤣