Claire Armstrong

Fuck this country and fuck you if you didn’t vote.

If you don’t vote as an act of rebellion, you better be planning a fucking rebellion

I never matured I only learned how to hide my emo tendencies

Broke machine broke take your broke home

I’m back @BurgerKing you’re about to catch a break because @DrPhil is about to catch these hands

@BurgerKing fuck you

“People who wear glasses are just people who don’t try hard enough to see” -Taylor St Andrassy

@nobrainmycar Is this a threat or a statement about your well being

GROVEL

Crust is bread’s shell

Gay for sharks

What can I say I’m a regular survival pro I carry wet wipes with me I’m prepared for the worst

I take pinky promises more seriously than I take the law.

@nobrainmycar Oh

Hoop?

All of the people who insisted they needed fidget spinners don’t use fidget spinners any more.

I’m 16.5 tiddies tall.

@BurgerKing GET YOUR GROSS ASS PRESENTS AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOT LETUCE LOVING FUCK

@yaJOHNyaBELUSHI Generally I do too