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good pussy will deadass have you clearing all ultimates in ffxiv

@FireMage777 @ruruponxiv dude it's fucking causal content. you can slice my body in half and put me on multiple doses of morphine and will still clear. you can't be serious right now.

@ruruponxiv Then you need to have better standards

In my whole time playing xiv, I have never looked up my or someone’s parses in normal content LMAO WTF

@hacylhacyl they repeatedly say a bunch of stupid shit on cooldown. if it was not meant to be this serious they would not be voicing their opinions so firmly. they are obviously insecure and have something to prove. no one is buying it.

@radishxiv @xIlyria Bruh I feel this is being taken a lot more seriously than OP intended it to be

@xIlyria you're 30+ acting like this online. i'd tell you to grow up but im afraid you dont have much time left.

@radishxiv yeah if I had a small dick I'd be saying all that too.

ahem...I just accidentally parsed a 97 gold on Lindwurm p2 as i said, I COULD if i wanted to & I just did it without even trying haha I actually intended to parse P1 since I know it way better but actually got a blue number despite having more casts than the #1 fflogs is easy

@xIlyria im not satly. i am simply watching this unfold and suffering from brain damage. you are just unfortunately not very intelligent, super stubborn and refuse to take in an outside perspective. not going to entertain you further.

@radishxiv but I don't so there you go. I just care I proved people wrong and y'all salty lol

you SHOULD care about the kill time difference. you are bragging about a number. that is LITERALLY one of the deciding factors in a high calculation. you should only be comparing your number of casts to someone with the nearly the same kill time as you (within a 2-3 second difference). and no. 42,772.4 rDPS on ninja on even patch would lock in as a 90. so you "getting this if you wanted to" is not a true statement. you're reading the numbers wrong and measuring your skill incorrectly.

@radishxiv you miss the point, the point is if i wanted to i could have gotten this by trying but i got it without. and what matters more to me is the amount of casts and that regardless of kill time or not matters more than that number ever will. idc about 1 sec or 2 sec or even 10 sec dif

@leashnlace the limsa girl is mine.

@radishxiv ugh what a drag, lets do it together bro.

good pussy will deadass have you clearing all ultimates in ffxiv

@binkyycat who trying to complete shadowbringers shared fates in big 2026 with me for the adventurer plates #needthat

@binkyycat as god intended

@radishxiv ur ab to have a hit tweet on ur hands buddy

@gorebloodd @d0vegore you're an exception my love

@radishxiv @d0vegore I don’t remember me having one

@KeiAyzs define motivation.

@radishxiv ???

@radishxiv i need u to die

DN rep 2 was the week 1-week3 (or something) strat. DN is not "worse" than BC. ironically enough Xenosys was preaching the fuck out of BC rep2 early on and everyone clowned and ignored him until Hector posted about it, causing PF to switch. there was no benefit to switching, and effectively forced wk1 players adjust to BC/late clearers to adjust to DN. there is no "uptime gain" or "easier to comprehend" it's all placebo. there are equal amounts of "downtime" in both strats, as someone who played both tank and melee 🙂‍↕️

Y'all party finder mother fuckers need to stop using DN Rep 1 and Rep 2 or else imma get mad grrrr

always normal people playing final fantasy xiv online

@SICKOFDSR hell yeah

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dragoon players. never change.

@kokoaquokka oh hey that's me! yes, i enjoy laughing at people saying silly things on the internet. i would expect after 30 years of life your skin would be a bit thicker 💔

if i wanted to be a xiv content creator this is not the ppl id want supporting me lmfao

@sokyu_5 @Liangyyu new lolcow just dropped

@Liangyyu I just didn't know who you are. I purposely don't look into FFXIV's content creator scene because it's just full of egos and I feel like I'm being proven right. I hope you'll learn to just be genuine sometimes. It was an honest mistake and you couldn't help yourself.

i forgive that you don’t know better yet. trans rights forever!

it's called sandbagging and pumping under my div, you idiot. that's what you- that's what you're supposed to do when you're parsing. you get a samurai, a double tendo's under your card, under your freaking div, with buffs, with their gauge MAXED OUT and then BOOM. SANDBAGGED. i get a 99, you get a gray, everybody's happy. okay? you understand how that works?