Rae 💙

Every AITA post from a woman is like “AITA for needing to sleep occasionally?” & every post from a guy is like, “AITA for not getting any food for my bitch wife after her 36hr shifts at the hospital?”

spiritually james marsden is one of the chrises

as a girl i should be allowed to let out a very loud glass shattering scream once a day to relieve myself of built up emotion

Jobs that may require you to continue working after your coworker receives 9 minutes of cpr: •firefighters •police officers •various military positions Not on the list: •football players

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

Whenever the league talks about player safety we should all remember that the NFL tried to make the players warm up for five minutes and restart this game before the coaches stepped in

“I told them I wouldn’t say anything so I can’t tell you” is a phrase I don’t hear enough and it is the fastest way for me to trust someone

In 2022, more children have been killed in school shootings than police officers have been shot in the line of duty.

NORMALIZE GOING TO THERAPY !!!

If kwik trip asks me one more time if I need a car wash code while it’s zero degrees out I’m going to fucking lose it

So who else knows 1-3 people who have recently tested positive? It’s starting y’all

I will never forgive y’all for sleeping on LOONY because her last album was a gd work of art and it did not get half the recognition it deserved.

@baileymarie_31 Bieber is the only embarrassing one in this line up, the women in this are immaculate ✨

Kim Kardashian walking into Pete Davidson’s apartment for the first time

I was writing alone at a bar and this guy comes up to me, stops at a respectful distance, and says, "just wanted to check on a scale of 1-10 how open you are to talking to a drunk stranger? I'm waiting for friends, but I can totally just leave you alone." A+, immaculate vibes

Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months.

i am proud to be the female pete davidson (weird tattoos, dehydrated, dates people a little too hot for me)

Men really think “you make me a better man” is the best compliment. Sir, your girlfriend is not some sort of stepping stone for your own personal growth.