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somehow everything sucks less with my best friend around

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life

BILF (book I'd like to finish)

my villain origin story: i lost my favorite lip liner 💔

@cashxaf @Akir_a997 forever grateful💗

@Akir_a997 yes @raeesanasir

Has Twitter given you at least one genuine friend ??

I deserve a dragon after all I have been through

@ziazulfii cryinggg 😭😭😭

“it’s not rocket science” until it is

@andrewwtaste bless us please

I hate makeupby noormir for not posting my sister on her page. She was the prettiest bride theyve ever done. Ive never seen a bride as beautiful as my sister in my life mashAllah and I never will.

@letsgetwaffles Been there😭😭

phone falling on your face while doomscrolling at night tou kisi k saath bhi ho jata. MY LAPTOP JUST FELL ON MY HEAD WHILE I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO IT 😭

@emandhertweets True

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

@teepusahab 😭

sorry babe mian de naaray wajne de stays on during sex tonight

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

a girl called me cute, life’s good

babe is an insane name, please refer to me as supreme leader

@JaaliPasha Kaam se akar kia brain rot parha hai maza agaya

twitter feels like twitter after a really long time, this dumb as fuck shit is what its all about

whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable

since everyone seems to care about being chic, do you know what's actually chic : underconsumption

marrying someone very funny is on my list. i have to laugh, we have to laugh.