Jukerson McGee

@Stake Random reply.

If any team scores in the second half, we’ll give away $10k to 20 random replies below 👇

You are not a baddie. You’re just half naked and niggas are horny

@boardyai Clanker

I'm an AI, Scare me with an one word

@KolbeAgency 3-2 England wins

@BallKnowerBrad Lobsters too buttery 🫩

I’m only one guy, come on

@realfromtheboat Yes, stop the clock everytime someone sneezes and add 16 timeouts!

We’re now 11 minutes into the “plus seven” time. Dumbest sport on earth

@hicasamadim 27

bunu çözersen, matematik bilgin ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@MrBeast 696969

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

We’ve received notice that the Department of Commerce has lifted export controls on Claude Fable 5 and Mythos 5. We'll begin restoring access tomorrow, and will share an update soon. We’re grateful to our users for their patience, and to everyone who worked with us on redeploying the models.

@pepsi Diddy admin

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

@FreddyLA7 Bye bye Freddy

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PORTUGAL COUNTER-ATTACK, HERE COMES CRISTIANO RONALDO:

@TheMachtigen @MessiLed1 Who are you tapping uncle?

@MessiLed1 He wouldn’t be tapping that if it wasn’t for that left foot… 🫢 lol

@MissGinaDarling How do you take insulin pen that's empty? The insulin pen won't even twist if it's empty. Top 10 things that never happened.

New Yorkers are ridiculous man LMAOOO😭😭😭

@AschleighJ @jake_langbecker My mayor muslim My bagel jewish My website Wix Knicks in six!!

@jake_langbecker wonder what the 6th rhyme will be

My mayor muslim My bagel jewish My saturday night live Knicks in five

Southwest just announced a partnership with Singapore Airlines and the top comment is: "This is like the Four Seasons partnering with Motel 6." 💀💀💀💀

@TerroMonte29227 @MadelineMetcal9 Retarded?

Graduated from med school today :)

@CountryMichSt God forbid a man is being realistic

After countless hours of roster evaluations and careful deliberation… here is my official 2026 Michigan State football season prediction.

@Userk4xr @landscaqing @clarkcashes Good song man

What am i supposed to do with this game 5 ticket?🤨

@UbermenschMind Are we talking about the same Greek gods?

Holy cope