Kalantari
662 posts
10 years ago today… only three remain, along with Josema Giménez.
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@rajsinghchohan I thought you don't normally give attention to muppets Mr. Doctor???
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@ragul84292 pretending you know me bcos you’re so chronically online ya big muppet
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Normally don’t like quoting and giving attention to these types of muppets but condescending for saying you shouldn’t analyse football with stats in isolation, is an awful take. And the irony is he thinks he can then talk about my career pathway and doesn’t realise the condescending nature to that. It’s also inaccurate btw, given I have actually been offered football jobs without even looking for it bcos I have a completely different high level career pathway.
Tom@TBLCFC
Analysts that can’t get a job at an actual football club so instead they throw their weight around on twitter being condescending to everyone are the worst.
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@rajsinghchohan @THEZONEEEEEE Raj as always. Known for his humility
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@THEZONEEEEEE So funny, they must think it’s simply a label rather than incredible career in all kinds of ways
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🚨🌟 Top 10 'One-Club Men' players, according to Perplexity:
1 — Totti with Roma
2 — Maldini with AC Milan
3 — Giggs with Man United
4 — Puyol with Barça
5 — Scholes with Man United
6 — Del Piero with Juventus
7 — Baresi with AC Milan
8 — Tony Adams with Arsenal
9 — Le Tissier with Southampton
10 — Carragher with Liverpool
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@ramakrishnannn These North Indians who say shit like this are subhuman species
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womp womp cry harder. must be hard to look at four baddies constantly
indic mawnteé@indicmawntee
most common faces used by hollywood to represent Indians 😭🥀 kamwali bai phenotype 💔
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One of the greatest player-manager relationships ever, and Simeone tries to put this relationship into words
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Atlético de Madrid@atletienglish
We could watch this all day 🥹
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@TheChelseaTalk Dortmund and lyon have already taken it in the past
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Don't care, didn’t ask + that cow mogs you
Vikram Aadtiya@VikramAadtiyaYT
Looksmaxxing him What he needs to improve 1. Body fat percentage below 12 % ( Most important) 2. Remove the spect ( wear contact) 3. Tazarotene 0.03% 4. 1 ml lip filler 5. Bimatoprost 0.03 for eyelashes ( better contrast). , etc. Current rating - 3.5
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this is when i know there’s people out there with zero media literacy.
in the first act we are introduced to the world and the characters. we can clearly see in bheem’s introduction his strength and resistance when he’s fighting a tiger. he never did anything out of left field when it comes to his strength and power from what we were introduced to from his intro scene til the end of the film. rajamouli is brilliant because he sets the rules up for his world within the first act itself.
by the end of the film if you’re still questioning how he can lift up a motorbike (that too these are not too heavy military bikes from back then) then you genuinely don’t know how to watch and interpret a film and that’s okay.
Honest Cricket Lover@Honest_Cric_fan
How can South Indians like such an illogical movie😭?
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🤒 Sein Platz bleibt heute kurzfristig leer: Mats Hummels kann am Abend leider nicht mit den BVB-Legenden auf dem Platz gegen Benfica stehen, er fällt krankheitsbedingt aus. Gute Besserung, Mats! 🙏
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Years ago, I was running late for a job interview
On the way there, a homeless man was laying across the sidewalk
I violently kicked him so he'd get out of my way
When I finally got to the interview, I was shocked to see who would be interviewing me
It was the homeless man I just kicked
The interview?
It was at a company that gets paid to go around the city kicking homeless people until they move elsewhere
He made me the CEO
That's how it's done
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@PEGmacrogol Can't wait for water shortage to arrive. They will decide not to wash themselves after using the toilet to reduce 1/3rd of national consumption
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Bad air? Get an air purifier
Undrinkable tap water? Water filter
Substandard schools & hospitals? Private
LPG shortage? Eat less
Fuel shortage? Drive less
Water shortage? Drink less
Question government? ANTI NATIONAL
Rajesh Sawhney 🇮🇳@rajeshsawhney
LPG shortage My wife & I decided to have/prepare one meal a day without using LPG. If every family did that, we can reduce Indian household consumption by 1/3rd. Instead of hoarding or panicking, do simple changes to your lifestyle for the national Good.
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@ragul84292 @MrNarci ok that's different though, I support that
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@Nishant52635675 @twillion_ @WhateverVishal Latest studies from Galgotias university reveals that cow urine and dung possess supernatural nutrients called vishwagur and it is meant for Indians to obtain protein without killing animals ❤️
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@twillion_ @WhateverVishal Latest studies yah kahti hai ki protein nahi khana chahiye ?
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I will never understand how people eat these calories dense bombs with almost zero protein
Anand Mishra@anandmishraips
Odisha rasagola is basically a ‘Direct-to-Soul’ delivery system. If it doesn’t melt on your tongue like a sweet cloud, is it even a Rasagola? #LifeIsShortEatDessertFirst
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