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I put homophobes in coffins.

Musk is a real dumbass and Twitter won't outlast the lettuce.

Day in the life of a #disabled person

@SpecificAaron @AmandaH59037151 You should have thought of that before you got on this ship

Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan 🌈

We neutered @pennjillette and @MrTeller today. They behaved themselves.

Ashton is a chronic pain warrior. I cannot thank @executivegoth enough.

Why is my ability to survive tied at all to how much money someone can make? Why is it more important for you to build square, gray, identical buildings that you can cycle money through than to allow people to joyfully settle into a home?

"Slough" rhymes with "tough" unless it rhymes with "bough"

So at what point does this stop being a "heat wave" and start being "business moguls are boiling the planet on purpose"

I don't think I'm ever going to get over @BrennanLM 's Satan headcanon, I don't think I can.

Downtown Denver is entirely: 1) luxury apartments 2) closed businesses Something isn't right here.....

@AmandaH59037151 Calorie counting is a weapon used against people with eating disorders.

The "calories on all the menus" thing is funny because we've already had it in a lot of places and also no follow-up science will be done to determine if it helped.

Will Smith 👍👍😎😎💯💯

The poorer you are the more it costs to stay alive. This is deliberate and was done deliberately.

For my birthday I've gotten a t-shirt and three debt collection calls. Fuck the world, I think.

It's My birthday send Me presents linktr.ee/thepercisystem

Happy birthday to me and @MrTeller only. Ten years ago I showed up in Vegas freshly mugged and without much to My name. Ten years later I still have no money but I'm pretty sure it's not My fault this time. #hbd