Ben Blazquez

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Ben Blazquez

@raindogben

Still searching for intelligent life on Twitter. Focusing on humour, nature, running or technology.

Katılım Ekim 2013
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Ben Blazquez
Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@virginmedia What is the issue in Slough SL3 area. No broadband for 24 hours, no explanation given. If Mc Donald's ran out of burgers for 24 hours they'd go out of business!
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Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@NoContextBrits So Daddy's doctor said I'll be king within 18 months. Totally bloody awesome!
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Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@SloughCouncil Great! As there will be more recycling, can you collect once per week please? P.S. have you seen how much dirtier the streets are since you went to fortnightly collections.
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Slough Borough Council@SloughCouncil·
WANTED: Loose plastic! You wanted to be able to put more plastics in your red recycling bin and now you can! Yoghurt pots, meat trays, butter tubs, fruit punnets - we want them all. Give them a wash first and no bags or bin liners in the recycling please. slough.gov.uk/news/article/3…
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Settle the debate once and for all.
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
You have to lose one item. What is it?
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘bellend’.
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Interesting@interestingaf·
All these houses are connected by a pool.
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David Baddiel@Baddiel·
That this shit is on here and not taken down and from a verified account is just fucking staggering.
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Ben Blazquez
Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@Baddiel Best leave it up so everyone can know that Milan Dawood is a King Canute
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Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@sloughobserver No they should not resign: I'd love to see what would happen if Johnson took the Tories to another general election, they would get shredded.
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Ben Blazquez
Ben Blazquez@raindogben·
@MichaelRosenYes He was showing our support for the Ukrainians and their president. Yes he took the opportunity for a cheesy photo opportunity, and he repels me. What were you doing apart from sending this tweet?
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Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷
Dear Mogg Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will. Oratorio testiculo Boris
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