Tom Buchanan

I've been told women only love me for my money but then again at least they don't cry over my shirts

@rulingtheCongo it could be the ultimate AP assignment #aplittwit

@rulingtheCongo dude that's what I'm saying. We'd be even deader than you. #aplittwit

What would happen if you swapped Daisy and I for Kurtz and his African lady friend? #thehorror #aplittwit

@iruleeastegg maybe. George was going to check out Gatsbys pool and come tell me who's is better

Told Daisy I was only with Myrtle to hit it and quit it. Maybe next time I'll explain the meaning of the figure of speech #aplittwit

@raininghundos #aplittwit

It's Mr. Steal-yo-girl-have-my-wife-kill-her-and-blame-it-on-her-1st-love

Tom is a savage.

Lol taught by Daisy and I #aplittwit twitter.com/rejectedapclas…

Happy Mother's Day to my wife Daisy, you beautiful fool who definitely failed drivers Ed. #aplittwit

Gatsbys out there chasin' that green light while I'm out here chasin' tail and hundreds💸💰💎 #aplittwit