@ContactSH @contactJHW @jorjajaybird Haha imagine you train him to fetch murder weapons by command. Solving crimes has never been easier
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@contactJHW @ContactSH a new Devonshire Hound but this time he’s helped solve a Victorian murder case
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@ContactSH @contactJHW please pick 3 of these each to answer :)
Shegun 🌪️🌟@ShegunTweets
questions you can ask besides “wyd” 12 times a day
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@ContactSH @jorjajaybird @contactJHW I did note that but didn’t want to suggest you answer those, though I am always in for some deep talk
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@ContactSH @arabbitjohn Indeed, nothing would stun me more than having a girl jump out of my cake.
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@ContactSH the time has come!! your husband turns 54 this year, are you ready to get inside a cake? 💖 (just kidding of course)
John H. Watson@contactJHW
@ContactSH @SFabiani67 Maybe for my 54th.
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@ContactSH @221Bopossum Aww remember when I was a little puppy, I remember, it was so cute
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Hello. Mr. @ContactSH I'm back with questions.
I was just wondering if you can illustrate to us how dramatic (or undramatic) Paddy is? Any good examples? (Besides his limp because of John)
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We had this exact same conversation, @ContactSH.
Robert Schultz@_RobertSchultz
the worst part of living with my wife is that i’m also living with all her intrusive thoughts like last night as we were falling asleep i said “i hope that you sleep well” and then through the darkness she replied “i hope that whenever i die you die at the exact same time”
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@jorjajaybird @ContactSH @contactJHW Yesss!!! Though I did already map out how long it would take to cycle haha
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@ContactSH @contactJHW Might finally visit Dartmoor, we’ll have to see.
How’s your brother?
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@contactJHW @ContactSH Tbf I have thought about that for you as well…
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Twits. Top o’ the evening to you. John bought me this.
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@contactJHW I knowww, just teasing. I’m going to devour your neck.
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Fancy celebrating St. Patrick, @ContactSH? I know you’re not really in celebratory mood but Greg mentioned drinks tonight…
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