Lindauer🥂🥟 Gyoza

Feeling really fucked up by everything in the world? Get into this as a reality.

Guess what, profit-making companies of the world. Nobody wants to talk to your customer service bots and they make us hate you.

I guess? Not very well hidden though

@JoeBiden If only there was someone who could do something about it.

No billionaire should be paying a lower federal tax rate than a teacher, a nurse, or a sanitation worker.

When they said great art would come from the 2024 Dual Periodic Cicada Emergence this is what they meant instagram.com/reel/C7XivDZhh…

@vinn_ayy You did the right thing

had to take my jacket off to eat this Taco Bell in my car bc it’s about to get rowdy and who knows what could happen

A pleasure to forward this love letter from one of your younger commuters, @Caltrain

A royalty-free photograph for anyone editing the @depthsofwiki page or creating one for the Great Star Theater. Add your own motion blur. Great show tonight, thank you!

MUST ACQUIRE NIKE MOSS PIGLET SUIT AT ANY COST

@LemuelLyes Always love your photos Lem 😍

Today’s stroll. Operation “pretend you’ve had a southern hemisphere summer” is going well.

@adhdjesse I don’t know how you’re reading my diary, but I’m getting a restraining order

I’m thinking of changing my karaoke song. Time to retire Black Velvet by Alannah Myles.

Love it when my kid has to urgently tell me something and it’s “did you know noses are for smelling”

Amateur orthodontistry

My toxic trait is that I don’t want to do this because it looks uncomfortable

I ran over a wig and it felt like a crime

@aaaidan @MaireadFountain 😛

@MaireadFountain Should we own up, @rainyfraser ?

@fergusnoodle I love it

@Java_and_Under @NedRaggett Prefer anything over ricotta which is grainy and forms a big lump

@rainyfraser @NedRaggett Would you prefer cream cheese

Stop making lasagne with ricotta I’m begging you.

@NedRaggett America is yet to pass the Bechamel test

@rainyfraser Welcome to America!