Tim Eliasson

Chelsea owners BlueCo have signed Julio Enciso and he will play for Strasbourg, who are also owned by BlueCo, before being transferred back to Chelsea. Good thing UEFA have thrown Crystal Palace out of Europe, though.

Today has a much bigger meaning towards it. The Glazers borrowed £604M to buy the club, loading that debt onto us. We’ve paid £834M in interest - 138% of the original loan. The debt is up 21% to £731M and still growing. The family have taken £200M in dividends from the clubs revenue. WE WANT OUR CLUB BACK. #GlazersOut #FullSaleOnly

Hoppas på ett ”statement” från United imorgon. ”LÄGG NER FOTBOLLEN”

“Open heart surgery.”

Ashley Young thoughtfully wore a black armband today during Everton’s win against Bournemouth to pay his respects to Lady Cathy Ferguson. #mufc #efc

I'm so sick and tired of Manchester United.

Making the armbands black and white so you can't see the rainbow. We see you.

@FilipLindblom @nickmaraldo Fina fina Pasternak!

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@ronbadji Hahahaha ruggig klassiker! Bättre förr!

@ralfthegreat kommer alltid vara Hoppet!

My wife was getting annoyed at me singing Wonderwall all day long. She asked me to stop. I said Maybe.

Pep rushing to Sheikh Mansour to ask for more signings after losing to Liverpool

My bank account right now…

"Journalists" here absolutely slated Gareth for NOt SpEaKInG SpANisH... First thing he does in LA is speak Spanish. Legend.

My management told me to post a holiday photo so my Instagram wouldn’t look formal with all professional photos. So: lovely holiday time. Can’t wait to get back and start the new season!

City have won the Premier League and have already signed a new defensive midfielder (when they have Rodri) and a striker. United are coming back off their worst ever season and the owners have today nabbed £11m in dividends with no signings completed. Absolutely shocking. #mufc

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

@HenkeAnd Herregud. Vrak.

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