Pablo Diablo

I stay out of people's DMS because they will just fall in love with me and l don't need that kind of pressure in life

Les claypool in this song still is fucking amazing open.spotify.com/track/6zfJrbdW…

The ol pump n dump

Happy Monochrome Monday

Hey grock, give me a billion of elon's dollars

Me: "I need to concentrate." Daydream of her thighs around my face: "No."

Like my new Oculus helmet

wanna hang out and be unhinged together?

Just like a Monday, I'll be taking my time

Are you into the Beastie boys? cuz there's mutiny on the bounty and I want to be robbing, strealin n pillging your booty.

Tap out in Morse code, on my clit with your tongue, how much you really like me.

I’m thriving and throbbing hmu

Cabeza y lengua

Send me $10 and I will yell into your DMs

@thefacelessmaam You got to pick a lane

@ralph_maple Excuse me I was told I could be anything I wanted

Rude woman at the Trader Joe's, you can't be both smelly and a bitch. Pick one.

@JaymianaJones Temu before temu

@ralph_maple my grandma used to get them always just had a bunch of random little shit for parties etc

the tiny jesus' are multiplying

First date idea: see who can leave teeth marks the longest

It’s impossible to plan accordingly when things are collapsing.

the regal way she moves; Lilith-embodied, snake-like & hypnotizing, a serpent fond of forbidden fruits.

masochistic girl monday