Ralph James

Long johns suck in hot weather.

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level that's fine.

Ray I think Susan Boyle will win. Hope so too. Feel good moments.

Bot the Johnny Carson DVD series – great

I am an expert on electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

If at first you don't succeed try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

San Antonio is a romantic city.

Why do pants come in pairs? Shirts have two arms.

Quidado

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Ernest Hemingway chose his own time to go – on one hand that is admirable

Ernest Hemingway chose his own time to go – on one hand that is admirable

No matter how you feel get up dress up and show up.

Let’s go skinny dipping!

Denver is a nice city.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

If you are dizzy that is one thing… if you are working on a project you are busy. WHY are you not bizzy?

Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.