Ralph Murlax

Miranda Roznik, Winnipeg, MB

Just replace the entire Jets roster except for Conor and Scheifs and Morrissey with the Calder Cup winning Moose next season and we’ll be back on top.

Need a Purple and Green Party in True North Square for our Moose. Hard to support our boys like they deserve when we can’t buy 14.99 beers.

Helly to Oilers for McDavid. Straight up. Call it in.

Gonna manifest this

Chipper fired up ChatGPT to make excuses on why the Jets suck. I don’t need a 1500 word essay on how he wants to be the pride of the community. I want a quick apology, a statement that Chevy and Arniel have been shitcanned, and a coupon for 5 bucks off beer.

Per sources: McDavid also demanding a trade to Jet to join Crosby. Chet heard it from the guy he buys cigs from.

Per sources: If he ends up wanting out, Sidney Crosby’s preferred destination would be the Winnipeg Jets.

If the Jets were on a playoff run I would have a ready made excuse to get out of seeing the Devil Wears Prada this weekend with the ol’ball and chain and her sister and her lame husband Carl. One more thing Chevy has taken from us.

Ralph’s optimism needs to be studied. It shows up at the move unpredictable times.

@BobIrvingCJOB I’ll wait for you to digest Bob and tell me what I should think but do you think that May long start might be bad when the Jets are the second round and on a cup run and people aren’t fully on board the Bombers season yet? CFL usually steers when nothing else is happening.

Need some time to digest DRAMATIC changes made to the CFL schedule and playoff format for 2027. Love the Victoria Day weekend start and Nov 7 end of the season. 8 of 9 teams in the playoffs, seriously?? More games, more excitement says the league. Still digesting.

As long as the one team that misses the CFL playoffs is the @sskroughriders I’m good with the changes.

Imagine if every Subway location was a Jimmy Johns and how much better the world would be

Don’t feel Moosemania in the city yet. No one rocking Moose gear at all. Our boys trying to bring us the Calder, the ultimate prize, and we can’t show support? Be better.

Moose run to Calder Cup will heal our city and make us forgive Chevy.

2PM matinee deciding Moose game. Do or die. Me and the boys bringing the noise. Drinking at least 20 beers. Admirals gonna know this is our house. If you’re just bringing your kids for a fun Sunday afternoon activity your kids better be fucking loud and not just filling seats.

Moose win tonight gave me something I didn’t know I still had. Hope.

Give some random senior citizen a torch and the Habs fans lose their shit. Jets should be in playoffs not these losers.

@JetsPope Performance review coming up at work so just sticking to low key edibles

@ralphmurlax How many beers are you at on this fine Friday Jr. Ralphy? 😅

McDavid looks brutal today holy shit