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Clavicular rates Mike Majlak a 3.75 out of 10 and explains exactly why “I would say that I'd probably rate you maybe a 3.75.” "Mostly cause his interpupilarry distance, so how close his eyes are - and also the longer mid-face, would be the main.." "He does have a long face. 3.75 is crazy." "Ok what's my SMV (sexual market value)?" “Well, be a lot higher, right? Because you're famous, wealthy, tall. So that's something that would be more favorable to you.” "What would you say is Mike's sexual market value?" "Exteremely high percentile, top percentile SMV, and that's really the number that maters the most." “The key bit of nuance there is that the face and your looks are going to be the most important thing for getting a super high SMV.”

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There is $18.5 million in betting volume on whether Clavicular got someone pregnant in 2026 — at 99% odds “Clavicular pregnancy in 2026.” “There's $18.5 million in volume on the pregnancy one.” “I'm pretty sure that mogged like any NBA event ever or anything.”

@Hribson A LEGEND VIKING

@ramagazzi he is savage

Erling Haaland says he played 57 games last season and believes he is still 7 years away from reaching his peak in football “I think this season will be difficult. I played 57 games last season in a really short period of time.” “You guys — seven years — not even in his prime.” “I'm 23, I'm still young. So I still have to work hard, I have to stay humble.” “There's still so many good players out there and new people that want to become better. So I have to train smarter, I have to perform at my best when I have to perform.”

FT @ErlingHaaland @LoganPaul @KSI

@Hribson that's alot of up and throws

Ella Langley confess she nearly threw up every time before walking out in front of 80,000 people on the Morgan Wallen tour “I just feel like I could throw up before I walked out there every time. I was like, I just cannot, I could not remember those words.” “Here you go. You get one shot at it. There's no practice, too. You get like one rehearsal, you go out there and it's like, okay. But doing it in front of 80,000 people is different than at 2:00 p.m. in the middle of the day.” “But what was awesome is the last time we did it, he came out and messed up the words. And when he did that, I started to laugh so hard because he was giving me so much about messing up the words.” “He was just like, 'You can't come out here and mess this up again.' I was like, 'I might. I really am scared that I might.'” “So the last night he did, and it was like he just immediately could never say another thing to me about messing up the words.”

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Robert Downey Jr. says he read the Oppenheimer script printed in black type on red paper like Sudoku across 180 pages and knew immediately he was doing it “It was like Sudoku to get through in 180 pages, and I left there just knowing I was going to do it.” “And the truth be told is it all wound up to: I've tried everything else. How about trying to really focus on doing as little as possible, just once.”

@Hribson The dude's a good lad you can tell.

Matthew McConaughey reveals what is his least favorite word and explains why feeling spiritually strong means having the best sense of humor “My least favorite word is 'unbelievable' — that everything happens, go yeah, of course.”

@cptdankkk Does make sense tbh "proceeds to drink $35 bottle wine"

Kevin O'Leary says whether you bring a cheap bottle or a $5,000 bottle of wine to someone’s home depends on the host “I always read the room first. Who is inviting me? Are they wine collectors? There's nothing worse than going to someone's home that has their own cellar and bringing industrial waste. You have to read the room” “What often happens is, if I'm going to someone's home that I know is really into wine, I'm going to bring a bottle from my cellar. They're not going to open it” “My most expensive wines are about $5,000 a bottle. They're Burgundy wines. They're DRCs. If I'm going to someone's home that collects DRC, I will bring a La Tache or a Richebourg” “I'm not really giving up that money. When that bottle shows up and he sees it, or she sees it, when they come to my home, they bring another DRC. That's how the wine game works”

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56-year-old man who came out of his divorce with only $100,000 and a truck has quietly built himself a $640,000 real estate portfolio in 5 years building spec houses for cash “For the past five years, I've been building one spec house a year. And I've taken my profits over the past five years and built myself a nice house. I was able to buy the house next to me for cash.” “I came out of a divorce at 50. I came out of that with my truck, my dog, and $100,000. That's when I started doing this.” “They're selling for 250. Cost me around 120 to build.”

FT @Clavicular0 @LoganPaul @mikemajlak @impaulsive

Clavicular says he started testosterone at 14 and explains why test is actually bad for puberty maxing “Test is really not the greatest thing for puberty maxing. It's more so like the HGH, aromatase inhibitors, things like that that are going to allow you to have more success.” “Testosterone's not something that most people are going to benefit from because it aromatizes into estrogen, right? And that causes your growth plates to fuse if you're not super careful.” “Testosterone does give you a good amount of dimorphism if you're taking it from early on, but if you stunt your growth from it, then there's really no point.”

@Hribson Epic scene

Martin Sheen describes George C. Scott making the entire theater audience cry during Death of a Salesman and mistaking the reflection of their white handkerchiefs for a stage light “Harvey Keitel had to go and do a film and George asked me to come to New York and finish the last four weeks and I did and that was the longest period I spent with him actually acting with him together and it was one of the great experiences of my life watching him every night play Willie Loman.” “It was like a giant shared, potentially booger-covered bounce card.” “Dad tells this poignant story and Charlie's got to jump in with. Just adding some color, man.”

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Johnny Knoxville reveals Brad Pitt showed up to film Jackass expecting only to wear a gorilla suit but Tremaine convinced him last-minute to also get kidnapped off the street “That was initially all we were going to do with him. Like uh Spike had kind of broached the subject. Uh maybe he wants to be on the show and I was at Spike's house and Brad was there.” “And I said, 'Hey, do you want to do something with this on the show?' And he's like, 'Yeah.' And I don't even know if we had anything to pitch then. And our idea or one idea we had was we'll put him in a gorilla suit and have him do some stuff around and at the end he'll take off his mask.” “And while we were waiting, Tmaine came up with that idea and he goes, 'Hey, do you want to go down? We'll put you in front of Pinks and kidnap you.' And he's like, 'Yeah, that's fine.'” “And the guys didn't anticipate how much he was going to fight back. They were like he was hard to get in the van, but he was just doing what he was supposed to do.”

@cptdankkk :D

@ramagazzi 🤫 don't tell anyone on here

Joe Rogan and Bradley Cooper say short-form social media content is like heroin for your brain: You're chasing a fix you're never going to get Joe: “Short attention span stuff is very popular, even with me. But I have been resisting it more and more lately. I'm like a heroin addict, slowly weaning myself off the drug. And the more I wean myself, the better I feel. Physically better. My brain works better. I feel more relaxed” “Sean O'Malley, the UFC fighter, said, ‘When I’m just scrolling, even if it’s not anything about me, there's just a low-level anxiety that I get.’ I'm like, yeah, because you know you’re wasting your time chasing a fix that you're never going to get. And you're just getting these short drips of, Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that. Oh, scroll, scroll, scroll’” “Humans didn't change. It's just you can hijack their reward system by giving them some short attention span nonsense, and it tricks their slow drip dopamine into continuing to watch this stupid shit. But that's not what they want” Bradley: “It's the difference between just a little drip of something that has the illusion that I'm getting what I want, as opposed to what I actually need, which is sort of a reminder that I exist. And that I'm communicating with somebody and I can relate to it” “I only know this because I've never been on social media, but there was one time I somehow got on TikTok and it was all police footage. I remember laying on my couch. Forty minutes went by and I was just doing this. There was the first part of the video, then what happened, then part two. That was the only time I experienced it, and I thought, I gotta stay away from this because I won't leave the house”

@cptdankkk "ah it's still not enough"

Marcus Morris says the NBA middle class is disappearing because of $50,000,000 contracts Adam: “The Devin Booker one stuck out to me because the math was, he's making $880,000 a game. Is it still staggering to see these numbers and where it's gotten to?” Marcus: “I wish they could disperse it out a little bit better than what that is. You'll see teams like OKC, where you're going to have three players making $50 million, but it's more players on the team that's giving stuff to help you win. You're going to see that, then the big drop off of $8 million, $7 million, $3 million. In that aspect, I think it should be more mixed” Adam: “The upper tier guys are always going to get paid, but it does seem with the luxury tax and aprons, the middle class is no longer there. Because if you're going to have some big name guys, the rest of your roster needs to be low end contracts. Then when someone gets to that next level, there's no middle ground”